Do rocks have sex, too?

I mean, over the course of millions/billions of years, rocks are constantly rubbing up against each other, and eventually form mountain babies. Could this be a form of intimacy?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Absolutely. A birth is an earthquake.

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    • Exactly! Finally people understand me!

    • A birth is an earthquake if it's an unstable relationship.

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Most Helpful Guy

  • what are you smoking?

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    • Some funky stuff, my friend

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    • that is dope

    • Yup. Correctomundo

What Girls Said 7

  • Of course rocks have sex! They're hard literally 24/7 so what other choice do they have than to engage in endless gay sex?

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    • Lol rocks don't have genders!

  • ROFL>... that's funny ^_^

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    • My gag identity is too secret!

  • Hmmm. Never thought of it that way!

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    • IKR? I just realized it now!

  • ohhh ma gawd! it all makes sence

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    • IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!

  • if there is a price for the most ridiculous question, I nominate this one

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    • Oh, please, let that happen

  • hahahahaha lol mountain babies! i bet they're cute!

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    • They are!

      Haven't u seen Everest?

  • haha no they dont.

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    • First no answer! Interesting!

      What's your POV?

      Lol I'm a very curious person

What Guys Said 8

  • Rocks smash each other bruh. Literally

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  • Of course, didn't they tell you that? The Mountain in Labour is one of Aesop's Fables.

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  • Of course. Rocks have the strongest orgasm on Earth.

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  • oh definitely

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  • This is why it don't like the internet

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    • Lol this is why I love the internet

  • Dude okay. Who put tartar sauce in your lunch box bro.

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  • Only the stone statues on Easter Island know for sure. 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

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    • Wow never thought of that

    • and that's the only chance I'll ever have to use the world's most useless emoji...

    • Well, it's only useless if you never used it! So it's NOT useless!

  • Great now rocks get layed more than I do. Ffs!

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    • U never had a chance! They've been doing it for millions of years!

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