Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

This question will change your life. Half the people in the world wipe sitting, and the other half standing. And both halves have no idea the other exists. Let's settle it

  • I wipe sitting down
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  • I wipe standing up
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By the way, I wipe standing up. I'm no animal

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Most Helpful Girl

  • While doing cartwheels obviously.

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    • Your prolly joking but that makes perfect sense

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    • TMI! LOL!

    • Haha sorry! But you know what this means don't you... Somebody's gonna have to try it. This could be the next big thing

What Girls Said 3

  • I thought everyone wiped sitting down. It's like, if you have a hot dog bun and squirt some ketchup on then decide you don't want it, it is better to wipe it off while it is open. If you close the bun and try to wipe... well...

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    • it's not like you stand up and pinch haha but I like the thought process

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    • It was uncomfortable to bend over while standing, so I went to sitting back down. I'm not converted.

    • Haha well props for trying

  • I assumed everyone stood. I guess I was wrong.

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    • I did too until someone told me about this. I'm Like "but if you're still sitting, the toilet's in the way?"

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    • It just don't seem right haha

    • You're right. It seems like a lot more work than just standing up.

What Guys Said 12

  • How and why exactly would a man wipe his ass while remaining seated?

    I mean, is he a contortionist?

    Borrowing from @Cinderelli:

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  • Where's the option for whilst laying down?

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  • I wipe sitting down. I lean a little to one side and then wipe.

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  • Lol dkm this is the funniest shit

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  • Both. First sitting, then standing.

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  • I used to stand, now I been sitting for years

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  • eh, sitting down... never thought about doing it while standing up lol x_x

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    • Just how I never thought of doing it sitting down. Crazy stuff

  • Wipe your ass you mean? I don't see how it would be possible to do that while sitting down, but if it is I frankly don't want to hear about it.

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  • Standing up. Hell, I have hairy arms and I would wind up pretty stinky if I wiped sitting down.

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  • Always sitting down... never thought of doing it any other way... though maybe girls wipe their front bottoms standing up... but that's another question?

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  • Lol i used to sit but now i stand

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  • Who's the guy who wipes sitting down? Cut his penis, please, he doesn't deserve to be one of us.

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