Mine is that I made plans to have sex with my boss this Sunday. Woooooooooooo! !!!
What's the best thing to happen to you today?
What Guys Said 24
... So how much of a raise did your boss give you? LOL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)7
Well it wasn't today really but I installed tinder just 4 d lulz yesterday and got a match and a chat with a girl after like 20 or so swipes. Weird.2
I guess that's one way to get a raise9
Since it is 1am - It is the end of the day, I got through my work and had to get to the bank so I got that done, a small victory, it was a day to be happy with little things. A friend of mine got bad news so that had a sobering effect on the day.
Anyway I hope you have a great time on Sunday, enjoy yourself.0
:c making cupcakes2
Be careful with that buddy, you're playing with your livelihood and if things go South you could find yourself unemployed.
I have just woken up, so nothing good has happened as of yet. Hopefully a bird will fly past and excrete on my forehead, I hear it's a sign of good fortune and heavens knows I could do with some good fortune.0
I got no job and no sex life. Thanks for rubbing your awesome life on my face. The best thing that happened to me today was at the brink of death in League of Legends, I ended up completely destroying the entire enemy team with Master Yi. It's too bad everyone on GaG will never get to experience life or death in a virtual battle of the greatest minds on Planet Earth. Beat that, woman. <32
Your boss is a lucky man lol
I felt a headache coming in the morning and was like "aw damn" but the feeling just up and left outta nowhere0
My Eagles won on Monday Night Football! 8-)1
Congratulations! I want to fuck a friend of mine but hey, she has something called a boyfriend and I heard it may hurt me.1
Best thing go happen to me today.
My martial arts instructor said he's seeing a fire in me that's making me unstoppable...0
new mini workout to try out wooo :)0
Doing your boss hu? Good hustle for sure; definitely money to be made in that strategy. What's the best thing to happen to me today? I ate a Philly cheesesteak; that was pretty good.0
The best thing to happen to me today? I'm still alive? Or maybe I'm one more day closer to death?0
You spoke about him a while ago. Hey I'm amped for you, hope you fuck each other's brains out!0
Planned sex? Let me know how it goes...0
Can I be your boss?1
Best thing is that I'm seeing goosebumps the movie again.
It must be nice being able to plan sex and have it on your time. Not to sound jealous and bitter but sometimes I'll meet girls, not you, that have unrealistic expectations of guys, they're like oh because I got laid at a young age and get it all the time, you should too or else there's something wrong with you. I'm not a virgin but it's like these people don't realize how easy they have it in that case.0
I hope you guys have fun! Haterz gonna hate, nothing you can do about them.
Yes, my gf's mom stopped feeling dizzy (been like that one week), one of my clients brought me some home-made candy. The little things in life.2
i jacked off again today ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)2
What Girls Said 21
haha congrats! The best thing is I was going shopping and instead of spending my own money someone else did!2
The federal party I voted for won!3
It's not the best by far, because it's still unresolved, but the least shitty thing to happen today is finally getting plans sorted to talk about issues with someone.1
My plan to go to Italy this year my actually happen.4
I skyped with my best friend and cuddled with my kids.7
I went to homecoming and had the best time of my life! :) (if that counts)3
best thing thats happend to me today my guy walking in an hour ago with a nice big bunch of flowers for me and said that he loved me so much, soppy i know but very nice of him1
I had the brilliant idea to break pieces of American cheese into a boiling pot of chicken noodle soup.1
I guess mine is that I realized I only have to memorize 6 pages for my next quiz - at the time I thought the count would be 10 - 20 pages.0
I was busy today, and I like being out and about. Not a bad day overall!0
I talked to a guy I thought I had feeling for but turns out he didn't and I don't either... Refreshing0
thats a nice plan, but I ate taco bell and hung out with friends after school. Which by the way never happens on a Monday.0
I woke up today, and I realized how much I suck. Yay...0