Mine was at 2 am I made a mini pizza and when i cut it, it slid off and onto my bare thigh. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns because of a fucking mini pizza.
Most Helpful Guy
I was laying on my bed, ready to sleep when I see a beautiful *cough*sarcasm*cough* cockroach on the wall opposite of me. I saw it kind of flapping its wings and all I could think was "please don't fly, please don't fly". But, of course, God and the universe both hate me so the bastard flew. And I ran like a psycho around the house in my pajamas while yelling "¡YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" at the top of my lungs.2
Most Helpful Girl
i was in a changing room and it was tiny which was very annoying since i might be short but i have long legs i was trying on a pair of jeans and they tighter then i thought so i was hopping around trying to get them on and i hit the back of my ankle on the bench. there was blood everywhere i freaked out and i got back into my own jeans and got out of there as fast as i could about ten minutes later i heard them calling a clean up crew to ladies changing rooms and it was all because of my ever graceful self.2
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