Look to your left then to your right : Choose the first item you see on either side of you. Then use these to?

fight off IT with the two weapons you have. What are your weapons?

Mine are: A packet of tissues and a lamp

Look to your left then to your  right : Choose the first item you see on either side of you.  Then use these to?




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  • I'm at my desk on my chair typing at my computer (in a dorm room so it is kind of compact).
    On my right: There is my roommate taking a nap or whatever on his bed.
    On my left: There is my guitar.

    OK I CAN DO THIS.
    Plan of action:
    1. Ask roommate to fight IT.
    2. If (or when) he refuses, hit him with guitar and therefore stun him.
    3. Sacrifice roommate to IT as I make my escape and run away.
    4. If the guitar isn't broken, go somewhere and relax, playing music, sipping a drink, and laughing off my whole ordeal.

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    • haha! I think that plan will actually work! 👍😂😂

    • Plan is OP endorsed 👍
      I'll make sure to bring my roommate along if I ever think I'll be fighting off evil clowns 😂

    • Haha! Clowns terrify me! 😨

Most Helpful Girl

  • Knife and a fork to my left, and my cat, a broom, and a lamp to my right.

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    • I'm going to have to go with the knife and the broom.

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    • He's across the room from me. I think he's make it to save my ass.

    • Awww , 👍

What Guys Said 24

  • Well, looks like it would be an empty FedEx Box and an hdmi cable. So, I'm thinking I'm not gonna have much luck.

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    • Haha! It's surprising what you can turn into a weapon lol

    • Yep, I can give him a paper cut and then strangle him with a ligature fashioned from my cable. Lol.

    • Ahaha! Paper cuts are so painful so that would definitely work lol

  • My phone -_- awesome, maybe I can show him pictures from my last vacation.

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  • awesome, a nice set of sharp calipers lol.

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  • I've got a pen and a brandy snifter... well, Vin Diesel killed someone with a tea cup once, so I should be good.

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    • Haha yeah that was an awesome scene lol

  • A box of Kleenex and a squeeze bottle of mustard.

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  • Phone charging cable and headphones...

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  • Wall to my left and a tv remote to my right.. I'm officially screwed.

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    • Lol you could hit him with the remote then when he is disorientated you could throw him against the wall lol

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    • Haha! Clowns terrify me, even Ronald Macdonald lol

    • I have a cousin who would always cry whenever she'd see clowns. She was absolutely horrified by them.

  • A computer monitor (Yes there are two here) and a credit card machine. Yes I'm G@Ging at work.

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  • Mine is a laptop and a MacBook Pro 🙈

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  • American Football pads & helmet and a bass guitar... I reckon I would be ale to fight him off with them.

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    • Yeah, you'd beat the shit out of him with those lol

  • a bathroom cup and a shampoo bottle. as you can see I'm in the bathroom

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  • I have an iron, am I allowed to plug it in?

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  • I got a remote and a scalpel

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  • A chair to my left.
    A table on which there is a knife, a tape, a bottle, a iron, table fan, 2 pens, 1 notepad, 1iron (to torture) newspaper and a bag.
    Looks like our room is not different then torture room.
    Will kick him in the balls, tape him, on chair on my left, have a bottle of water with me for me to drink. A table fan for me, a iron to torture him if he doesn't answers my question, and if he answers, a notepad for me to note it down.
    So I guess. It's cool for me

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  • A dull steak knife and a glass of Pepsi..

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  • both are curtains

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  • I got a bong and a lighter! Here clowny clowny clowny!!!

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  • My earphones and a window.

    I'd toss that clown through the window, strangle him with my earphones, and then stab him with a piece of broken glass if he survives 😈

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  • A copy of "The Field Guide to Dinosaurs" and a grey t-shirt with a skeleton printed on it, who is in turn opening a jacket to reveal another t-shirt. The t-shirt is an American XL.

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  • I have a door handle and a TI-84 calculator... I'm fucked
    #KimKforpres2016

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  • It lives in the sewer, so you could try electrecuting him with said lamp

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  • A curtain and a map.

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  • lol ok a shoe and a some mail. I think I should be ok right? XD

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  • I got a phone and a pair of headphones. Music time!

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What Girls Said 19

  • A spoon and leggings x_x

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  • A highlighter and a spoon.

    I... I actually think I can make those work haha

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    • Haha! I think so too lol

  • My bra and a knife.

    Uhhh.. :x strangle him with the bra and poke his eyes with the knife? I'm afraid of clowns by the way so I think my first thing to do if I actually see it will be to grab the knife and poke the face continuously.

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  • my laptop and my phone...

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  • A spare gaming mouse on my right, and a small pile of peppermints on my left.

    Whoooo boy, this is going to be interesting. Throw the peppermints as a distraction, keep one to eat and be cool... then lasso hit him with the mouse.

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  • A pillow and scissors.. phew.. ✂✂

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  • A car air freshener and a pillow. I guess I'd show him the air freshener and while he's distracted, smother him to death.

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    • Great tactic! Lol 👍👍

  • A trigonometry textbook and a notebook, I know how to use these as a weapon, I'LL BORR THEM TO DEATH 😈

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  • A fridge/freezer and a lunch box

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  • A samsung galaxy phone to left and my car keys to my right.

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  • A jacket and pillow fluff...

    Fuck I don't wanna die. :(

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    • game changer: your parents put a silver dollar in your pillow last night :P

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    • oh shit lol, my bad @asker

      @Kay211 see you on the flipside

    • Lol it's okay, i honestly don't mind really! 👍😄😂

  • A pitbull and a Rottweiler

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    • He would eat those for supper

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    • He's too powerful for a dog to overpower him.

  • Piano on my left... Chair on my right... Hmm

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  • A TV remote is to my right, and curtains are to my left. Well, goodbye, cruel world. :(

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  • A pillow and a water bottle.. Hmmm.. Niiice

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  • Eye goggles and a cellphone.

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    • Sorry downvoted in error 😞. I meant to upvote !!

  • Pillows and a bottle of water.

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  • Charger cord and a lamp?

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  • Omg is that clowns look like, but they make it less scarier?

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    • I don't understand your question lol

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