How do you eat your chocolate 🍫😋?

How do you eat your chocolate 🍫😋?

  • Neat and proportionate!
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What Guys Said 37

  • Definitely the left, but I'm not sure it has to do with proportionate eating as it does with savoring.

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  • I eat chocolate totally disproportionate, the same goes for pizza or any other food :P

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  • I basically do this: if the chocolate is room temperature and the separations will not break without getting messy (starting to melt), I bite anywhere. If they are cold enough to not be flexible, I break the parts neatly. I thought a lot would do that.

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  • The latter, unless I'm grabbing a piece of someone else's then I'll take a piece cause some people flip if you bite right in.

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  • I wouldn't buy an entire chocolate bar just to eat it by myself. I'd have to share lol

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  • Always proportionate.

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  • Neat and proportionate :P

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  • The neat way I like to break it of with my fingers rather than take bites for block chocolate.
    If it's like a snickers bar I prefer taking bites

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  • I break off each square individually. #meticulous

    :-D

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  • I break of a row and break that in pieces. then I eat that and after I've finished I do the same with the next one until it's completely gone :)

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  • It has to be neat... but I snap a row off and then eat it block by block, savouring each morsel individually

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  • I dip into both worlds worlds.

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  • Ohhh it'd bother me a lot if someone did the second method in front of me. LOL

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  • Neither because even though I break it with my finger, I break it messily.

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  • I chew it, then I swallow it, then my tongue feels awful.

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  • I eat it with my mouth usually :P

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  • I just bite into it!

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  • I hook it to my veins!

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  • I circumcise it and eat it head to bottom 👺🍌

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  • By the box... not sure how it goes in, like cookie monster I think :P

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  • I don't eat chocolate. :P

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  • Sometimes I use a knife and fork too. can't have chocolate fingers, yuck.

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  • I almost always freeze it first. Then i do the second one.

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  • I don't like chocolate 💁🏻

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  • Break it, don't bite it.

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  • I Drink mine lol but i think i will be the messy one

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  • I have done the first method before, but really if I'm eating chocolate I don't usually put that much thought into breaking off individual pieces. I prefer to just eat it.

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  • Watch one of the Vsauce videos and see how u can seemingly convert 1 chocolate bar to 2!

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What Girls Said 27

  • It depends on what chocolate I'm eating.
    If it's this one:

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    It's neat and proportionate since it's divided in equal portions. Then if it's another chocolate then it's messy and disproportionate

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  • I'd rather neither of those options. I don't like chocolate one bit. Find it quite disgusting, tbqh. Ideally, I'd just leave a chocolate bar uneaten. Or give it to someone who might actually enjoy it.

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  • lol like a chocolate monster. chocolates are meant to be devoured. That's the only way you can truly enjoy them.

    ah i see lol why did i think that in the 1st pic the person would have had to twist their heads in order to eat a perfect square with their mouths? I'm weird :D
    It's obvious that they used their hands to habdpick the square. Which I do too lol

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  • Unless it's melted or something like a twix, I eat it neat and break off a single bar at a time.

    But I eat twix and kit kats in a specific way.

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  • A - take a few cubes and eat them.
    I've never seen B in real life - only some movies. I always thought it looked weird. o. O

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  • Everything in my life is messy

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  • I break off a row and snap it one by one ☺️

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  • I cannot stand not being in lines.
    I also suck rather than chew.

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  • I always break off the little bricks and eat them one at a time haha.

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  • Not a fan of chocolate, but when I eat it It's proportionate and neat.

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  • Just saying, there are also the people who try side A and miserably fail.

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  • People who eat it the second way don't deserve chocolate!

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  • People who eat it the second way are spawns of satan.

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  • About half and half.

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  • I like chocolate icecream with Cyanne Pepper over it.

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  • Depends on how I'm feeling lol

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  • I'm biting it like a shark :D

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  • I break mine within the lines. I couldn't just take a big bite and not break it. It'll be on my conscience... >_<

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  • Straight up bite into it haha

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  • I don't like chocolate

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  • Normal neatly but when Im hungry is cram the whole thing in my mouth.

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  • I guess I'm neat. haha

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  • i love to break em off

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  • Neatly and proportionately

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  • I can't stand people who are like the ones on the right

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  • i break off half then break them into pieces and chow down

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  • no way am i biting into the chocolate, it gotta be broken off in squares

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