He just wants to talk to you!
Most Helpful Girl
I would say "Leaf me alone!" :P
No, just kidding! Tree's are awesome, I'd totally ask the tree some philosophical questions. I'd ask the tree if it fell in the woods and there was no one around would there be a noise?
That would be pretty neat. I'd also ask about history and how the tree felt when his/her friends were cut down. I think we'd have some pretty deep conversations.4
Most Helpful Guy
It'd probably be nicer than most humans, so I'd talk to it. But on the other hand, I probably couldn't keep myself from being scientific about it and trying to find out how the hell this works, and how I can talk to other plants. Also, I'd probably install a webcam so I could Skype with it even when I'm not in the forest.2