Rate my pizza, is it attractive?


rate my pizza, is it attractive?

ahahaha


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  • So if you're gonna eat a dick, why make a pizza? :/

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    • my friend told me to bring a pizza to his party but I had to get even with him so I decided to send a message aha

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    • Hahaha ok, let's hope he's not gay and gets the wrong idea xD

    • lmfao his reaction was hilarious and everyone was laughing

What Girls Said 12

  • I choose dick.

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  • no not my taste!

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  • I'd prefer the pizza, but whatever floats your boat.

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  • Lol nice use of meat on the pizza to really reinforce the message

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  • how charming 👌

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  • Bruhhh 😂
    10/10 would eat!
    .. Now that just seems wrong because of the message, ugh xD
    Point is, I like it! Haha

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    • haha I didn't mean for the message to connect with the toppings on the pizza. my friend wanted a meat lovers and I had to get even with him so I put that message lol

    • Awesome, how did he react? cx
      Fuck, I want pizza now though 😔

  • I don't like pizza but... Aha

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  • Sorry I can't eat pepperoni.

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  • It looks ick

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  • I prefer my pizza cooked :")
    and i recon it needs a bit more colour hahaha , that message tho :")

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  • Lol okaythen

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  • Wow. It looks so hot. I want it in my mouth... All the warmness and meatiness.

    Literally though hehe. GIMME PIZZA.

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What Guys Said 27

  • Looks pretty good bit the distribution of your meat and vegetables is uneven. You may want to consider spreading the (Bell peppers?) Out a little bit more.

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    • yea it was always going to be unbalanced though because the message took some space so I compensated by adding more meat because that's what my friend wanted

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    • haha true although if I wanted to take a more serious approach the pizza would be way more balanced and better looking. unfortunately not, I work at a pizzeria and we use a huge oven and we use that to cook them with. it's quantity over quality here -_- but I still try to make it look good

    • Ah, I got you. I have a hard time with delivery but I will do the sit down in a pizza place from time to time. Also just noticed you are 18... I totally said "cold soda" if anyone asks.

  • I'd fuck it

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  • No, that is not an attractive pizza. I've seen Stromboli that looked better than that.

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  • Is it just me?

    I see "Eat a Dick" ... then I see all these circular pepperoni slices and it reminds me of chopped up dick.

    And suddenly I don't want to eat it!

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  • Looks like you sliced up the dick and put it on the pizza

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  • Nah.. I like tuna more.

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  • 10/10 fucking sexy

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  • Yes, it looks delicious in terms of its components.

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  • you have poor green pepper coverage.

    there's also a massive chunk with no pepperoni and ham. your pizza sucks. :p

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  • 3/10 the toppings are distributed too irregularly. One second I'm in a meal lovers paradise and another I'm a vegetarian.

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  • Lol aye pizza is pizza 7/10 but if it's free, 9/10

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  • Holy fuck... I would devour that so hard ;)

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  • Al piizas are beautiful #stoppizzadiscrimination2015

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  • haha! 10/10 would eat that meat pizza ;)
    lmao jk!!!

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  • It looks under cooked

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  • Lol its beautiful I'd eat it lmao :P

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  • Get rid of the green and it would be good, green should never be on a gooe pizza according to me!

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  • No, not to me.

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  • I'd consider eating that.

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  • 7/10 get a new haircut u look like a hobo

    ur ass is nice af tho

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  • It's perfect

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  • Please tell me those are pepperonis and not something else... jk.

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  • I worked at pizza but on that make table for two years jn high school lmao.

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  • No it is rude.

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  • TBH dude, That's not a pizza, That's a Pancakes and ham and noodles, It looks like a hodgepodge

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    • what the shit

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    • I don't know, You made it, You tell me, Maybe that's not ham, But also not shit.

  • I would finger bang your pizza on the first date, toss a pizza salad the 2nd and play with her pepperonis the 3rd date.

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    • what in the fuck

    • I want to fuck your mother fucking god damn finger lovin jackrabbit eatin fagamuffin midget tossin pizza!

  • I'd wrap it around my cock and fuck the shit out of it

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    • what in the hell

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    • Just adding to the cheese ;) @sluggognatface

    • Fromunda cheese... not just for breakfast anymore.

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