I just spilled Pepsi down my top and can feel it sitting there between my boobs because my bra won't let it go any lower and it's cold and tingly and I DON'T LIKE IT!!!
Why do I have to be weird about drinking from cans? Everytime a can gets low on drink I'll start trying to tip it onto my tongue or something stupid like that and half the time I will miss. I just missed. And now my boobs are cold.
What's the most recent stupid thing you've done?
Most Helpful Guy
I keep a glass of water on my dresser at night so that I can take a cholesterol med at bedtime. Instead of my water, I had put soda in it, and in trying to reach for the glass, somehow I hooked my thumb inside and turned it upside down (almost flipping), spilling soda all over my slippers and the rug, all at 3 in the morning while everyone was asleep, had to find a towel in the bathroom that was crappy old to use to blot it up so there would be no stains, had to go to the sink in the kitchen and come back with soapy towels, finish wiping like crazy and depositing the dirties in the washing machine, all the while silently cursing and hoping the sounds wouldn' t wake up the rest of the house, all the while having to be super quick about all the motions. I was just born with natural talent this way. Two weeks before that I caught one of those belt loops men have on their pants in the part of the door shield around where the locking thing is (the metal goes into the recessed part when the door closes, it's outside of that and kind of curved), and walking away too fast, made a little 3-4 millimeter tear that my girlfriend had to sew up for me in the belt loop itself. The joys of Klutz-hood!0
Most Helpful Girl
Told a guy he was awesome0