Is there a moment where it would suck the most to suddenly really have to poop? What is it?
What would be the absolute WORST time to have to Poop?
What Girls Said 25
When you're about to get married. If the feeling struck me right before I began to walk down the aisle...
I know there would be toilets and all so it would be bad in that I'd always remember walking down the aisle as my feeling panicked for bodily reasons. I'd also be pretty busy for the rest of the evening, making it difficult to find some time to get things taken care of.
My coworker shared a story the other day with us. He owns a yacht and I guess the yacht club has an annual boat race on the Hudson River (New York City). I'm not sure if he actually raced with a yacht or a sail boat or something, but in the middle of racing on the Hudson River, he really had to go but for some reason couldn't use the bathroom (I don't remember why). So while one guy was steering, he jumped on the back of the boat hanging on to the railing, pulled his pants down and just shat for a long time in the river while they were still racing. The boat that was behind them was far enough that they may have not seen the actual shitting taking place, but he was sure that they saw the floater that he left for them when they passed by.0
A few just popped into mind:
One the way to/from somewhere (long car trip) with very limited places to stop, in class (rarely can go during and not enough time between classes), a fat cat on your lap, in the middle (or even just starting) of a meal, with your partner (it's more embarrassing than most probably assume), asleep so then you wake up and need to get up no matter how comfy and tired you are, in the middle of a videogame that you can't pause, during church, at a theater watching a movie...
I'm sure I could think of more but those are just the first ones I came up with (and may or may not have experienced...)0
When you're wearing a cute skirt, had a spicy lunch, and now have to carry a ton of bags home.2
When your about to get married.1
somewhere where there's no toilet :O2
In public places like at school it's so embarrassing plus they're not the cleanest.
But the absolute worst would have to be if you have to use a porta potty.0
During sex. 😨2
During a job enterview, your own wedding, sexual activity, being stuck in an elevator full of people, or even just stuck in an elevator.. lol. I'm also thinking roller coaster, while giving an important speech, swimming, get tackled during football, during final exams. Peeing is almost worse though I think0
Uh on the plane when it just took off?
Or basically anywhere that doesn't have toilets.1
When there's a cue behind you for the toilet...1
While having sex, during a job interview or at your own wedding 😂😂😂0
During an exam that you absolutely cannot leave.0
If we're talking about the runs? During a job interview.0
Giving a speech in front of thousands of people.
delivering a baby.
doing a heart transplant
when doing anal0
In your wedding day. When you're standing at the altar.0
right before sex1
a date I guess?0
In the very beggining of a movie in cinema. Especially if a movie is long lol0
Meeting your bfs parents or family.
On a rollercoaster
While giving birth or conceiving
Just about anywhere other than the toilet.0
Back stage right before going on!1
Okay so I actually have a disease that causes me to poop between 5 and 10 times per day depending on what I eat and how I feel. As you can imagine this makes life a little more... crappy. Some experiences:
Pooping in airport bathroom and plans is about to take off, needing to poop while on a road trip and holding it in for 3 hours, my fear of having to poop really badly while I am about to say my vows at my wedding... yeah.2
During an MRI
Saying your VOWS... noooo1
What Guys Said 23
You are outside your craft in space and suddenly get hit with diarrhea. Not enough time to get in the ship and even if you did you still have the suit to get off.4
at work, a long ass way from any bathroom and dealing with some jerk off customer/guest who's asking about things you have no answer for because it relates to a whole other department. all the while your standing there clenching your cheeks hoping for someone else to come along and deal with them so you can try to make it to a bathroom without letting any poo slip out.0
For me it's when I'm about 30' up in my tree stand out in the middle of the woods1
I hate having to on an airplane. The toilets on it are so small and the bathroom is so tiny. It's so claustrophobic lol0
In a swimming pool
on a roller coaster
during an exam
in a taxi/uber, while stick in traffic0
Wedding has to take the cake! Or at a house party with only one bathroom and your crush is waiting outside to use it next. Or on a date at your gfs house.0
Definitely after a shower. Undoing all that work.0
When you're at a club/bar and the only toilet is covered in pee, alcohol and venereal diseases.0
In the middle of sex0
When u are stucked in traffic, and it has been an hour0
Hmmm I guess when you need to catch that last plane or train or something0
When you're in the Gym doing leg presses with diarrhea1
At the furniture store sitting on a $20,000 all white chair that's too low for you to get out of.0
Stuck in traffic.0
150 miles from a toilet, in wide open terrain (nothing to hide behind)0
When you're the new elected president giving the oath of office0
When your on the stand in a court room.0
... What? LOL0
A job interview lol.0
skydiving, or mid sex.0
When you are in the middle or enjoying an awesome meal or movie...0
In an emergency situation0