Make a humorous poem up, off the top of your head?

It can be short or long , and about anything you like. Just make it funny lol


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Most Helpful Guy

  • The computer revolution
    and human evolution
    have given to us powers so profound.
    The wisdom of all ages
    the dream of countless sages
    the struggles of our forefathers has crowned.
    But strange it is to me.
    question most I see
    Is not how peace may be between us
    to know what is most true
    or why the sky is blue
    It is, "will girls like my penis?"

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    • LMAO!! That is awesome!! Best one So far 👍👍

Most Helpful Girl

  • Roses are red
    My name is Dave
    This poem makes no sense
    microwave.
    (I didn't come up with it tho)

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What Guys Said 4

  • I hate poems,
    It so hard to know em.
    but if I write one,
    I'm sure it will be liked by none,
    So a smile and a laugh, is all there is for me to have.
    But who cares for a poem, those tricky words to rhyme,
    When there is you, here for me to say hi to :P

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    • Haha! Loved it!! Cool 👍👍. Thanks!!

  • my name is paco
    i live in a taco
    i make two pesos a day
    i go to my girl friends
    she gives me some pussy
    she takes my two pesos away.

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  • Mr McGrass
    Had balls made of Brass

    In windy weather
    They clanged together

    And sparks flew out of his ass

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    • Ahaha! Good one! 👍

  • I'm single
    Have no plans for mingle
    But I think we should
    Go to the jungle 😶

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What Girls Said 6

  • Life is full of harships,
    doesn't mean you have to be a jack ass and ruin it for everyone else.

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  • I hate my job, I hate the pay
    I hate it more and more each day

    I work with too many freaks, not enough circuses

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  • Once there was a way, to get back home
    once the was way to get back home girl
    sleep pretty Dolly do not cry
    and I will sing a lullaby

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  • I love cheesecake
    I had a dream about it last night
    And in that dream
    I was eating cheesecake

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  • "To Be Or Not To Be... Just Be It."

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  • Flowers are beautiful
    Pink ones wonderful
    And you anon gul
    Are my life puzzul
    Aka grammar mistakes done on purlose to accentuate the rimes ;)

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