Don't go to Australia, only an idiot would take refuge there. Unless you're a millionaire, the only place you can live there is hot, dry and full of flies and you can't get any fresh water unless it rains which it never does.
Go to Canada instead, when climate change gets into full swing, Canada will have the most fresh water and fertile land of anywhere.
Go to Canada!
Oh Canadaaaa, blah blah blah blah blah blaaaaahhhh
Der, der der derp, dum di di di di daaaaaa!
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This is a very funny post but there was a horrifying story in the news recently about the Australian detention center for migrants and refugees, on Christmas Island. The Australian government doesn't even let you enter Australia if you're an undocumented migrant, they ship you to an offshore center for "processing." Scary stuff, frankly. I love Australia but this was at best unnerving to read.
So yeah, Canada would be a much better destination for a person in dire need. I can think of a lot of places that would be better actually.0