Would you rather rule in Hell or Serve in Heaven?


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What Guys Said 20

  • Hell? You mean this place? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNe8CaIBDI

    No, I am trying to avoid it altogether. Only Demons rule there.

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  • Serve in Heaven, any day of the week.

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  • Serve in heaven

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  • ... or stay as a lazy procrastinator on earth.

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    • That's not an option lol

    • Hey! Don't tell me where to eat my popcorn!

    • Haha!. I'll take your popcorn from you if you keep being cheeky to me 😠😡 Lol!

  • Neither since none of them exists but probably heaven unless heaven consists of heaven consists of having persists raping kids in there, Rabies molesting kids, muslims forcing kids into marriage, Mohammad who married a 9 year old than I'd rather be a ruler of hell

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  • I just wanna sleep inside the soil.

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  • Have you actually READ Milton, or are you just using a quote?

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  • Someone's been watching Little Nicky.

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  • I'd rather take a long nap in the ground. That sounds much more appealing.

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  • heaven cus im a fucking saint

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  • I would rather serve in Heaven brcause Hell would kick my ass.

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  • Ill keep my damn procrastination down here, me and all the pizza

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  • I'd totally rule in hell.

    Just imagine all that fun I'm going to have with firebreating whores!

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  • rule hell. just imagine the beautiful naughty girls

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  • Rule in hell. I am more powerful there.

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  • Rule in hell. BOW BEFORE ME, PRINCE OF HELLFIRE!

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  • Would I actually be ruling in hell I would I be obliged to do God's dirty work?

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  • To serve in Heaven...

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  • serve in heaven

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  • I have no problem ruling or serving. You can't be good at either unless you can do both in my opinion.

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    • Don't be so boring 👊👊

    • I recall an old 'Twilight Zone' episode where a young rocker crashes his car in a road race and goes to hell. Hell is a little old lady sitting in a rocking chair talking about her ailments and the doings of her relations. The only music is from a gramophone in the corner with an inexhaustible supply of bluegrass records.

      The punchline of course is delivered by the Devil. To the young man's shrieks and wailing he says, "You know the really curious thing? They have this exact same room in Heaven."

    • I love the Twilight Zone

What Girls Said 10

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  • Serve in heaven 😇

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  • I ALREADY rule hell.

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  • serve in Heaven

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  • Rule in hell bc I am hot! Lol

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  • Serve in heaven. Why would I get joy from watching others suffer?

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    • Well if you were the ruler in Hell... you can change the rules. Therefore they won't suffer

    • So you could make it heaven thereby rendering this question irrelevant?

    • You can choose to make it whatever you wish...

  • Rule in hell. The title of hell queen sounds way better than a heavenly maid 😂

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  • In hell... what would be there to rule? I wonder

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  • serve in heaven. hey maybe ill be an guardian angel or a warrior plus leading hell with all those evil people. they'd over through me the first chance they get!

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  • I think you know where I am on this. ;)

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