If a picture is worth a thousand words can you think of a thousand words for this?


If a picture is worth a thousand words can you think of a thousand words for this?
Good Luck ^-^


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  • The swag tastic cat opens his mouth, in a yawn. He has had a long day of skateboarding and playing shitty rap music with his other swag cats, and he's exhausted. The exhaustion doesn't prevent him from pawing at female cats, trying to get laid for the night. He's hoping that the new tongue piercing he has will improve the pleasure he gets when he licks his balls and then licks his pussies pussy, the exhaustion no where near enough to stop him from getting some tonight. His new headphones, Meow by Paw , provide endless crackly sound for when he wants to play some little wayne or meek mill, before having an epic rap battle with other swag cats in the hood, the bright colors matching his shitty sense of swag clothing, not including the shades when its daytime and the hat that still has the sticker on it. Not many cats like him are around, specifically this swag cat yet he is exactly like every other fucking cat in the hood. Just like those hoe female cats always dressing with their monroe piercing and wearing booty shorts with the words "Juicy" and "Dance" written on the butt. Yet at the end of the day, all these shitty swag cats and pussies still get hit in the dead of night in a back alleyway.

    (That was 1208 words)

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  • D. J Cat yawned as he stared at the watch buried beneath his amber fluff. He clicked his teeth and tapped the glass, the damn thing never seemed to work. He rolled his eyes and grabbed a cup of coffee, now gone cold many hours ago. It tasted bitter, or how his Friend Sam the Poodle would say "tastes like stale cigs man".

    D. J cat sighed, he was beat from last nights gig and paws felt like they would fall off his body. He looked around his surroundings and studied the poster by his bed. It was D. J cat from two years ago when he first got his tounge piercing. He smiled as he remembered Rebecca teasing him with her camera, threatening to take a picture. So he stuck his tounge out at her.

    D. J cat sighed, if only things had worked out between them.

    He took a swig from the coffee cup and placed it back on the table. Yup, this was his life, reminiscing about his old girl friend, regretting his decision to move and give up his D. J career to be with a woman. But he knew that he made the right choice.

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  • Yeah if i do... Do I get mHO!

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  • No, but I can think of one word and that one word is AMAZING

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