You got: Horse piss
A big, horrible bowl of hot, stinking horse piss. Delicious.
@Ihav2fart Still wanna eat me?
I got cheap vodka - Oh dear I had high hopes
You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink.
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What Would You Taste Like?
Haven’t you always wanted to know?
posted on Nov. 11, 2015, at 3:58 p. m.
Alex Finnis
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Fries
Mac and cheese
Spicy rice
Garlic bread
Coleslaw
Mashed potato
Mozzarella sticks
Sweet potato wedges
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You got: Danny DeVito’s used condom
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Juicy. Best served with mac and cheese and the house salad.
WTF? 😂😂😂
Ha loser
Have you tried it? 😛
Ohh I wish.
Icky. o_o
@EmpatheticLady don't worry... the condom has strawberry flavour 😂
Oh, phew! I was worried there for a second. :P
@EmpatheticLady haha it's okay 👍 ;)
Overall, most users' results aren't fantastic. Haha.
You got: Cheap vodka
You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink.
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I hate this quiz xD Joking
But my boyfriend doesn't drink alcohol :( bad luck for me :'(
Aww poor you 😞 😂
yeah...
any luck with farty drinking horse piss though? o_o
i'm thinking maybe there is a hidden fetish and ur luck might turn out to be better than mine
Well, he does love to eat dogs and cats, so there's certainly a possibility.
oh wow
burn
lol same again!
haha @zombiebabe
You got: Horrible, horrible garbage
You taste like old fast food wrappers, used condoms, and unidentifiable brown bin juice. Microwave for three minutes and salt to taste.
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Oh wow
You got: Danny DeVito’s used condom
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Juicy. Best served with mac and cheese and the house salad.
WTF ಠ_ಠ
WTF is that gif 😂😂😂
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Your result doesn't surprise me... xD I'm kidding haahahah
You got: Cheap vodka
You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink.
Wow, meanie! >.>
@ChocoLada I don't think you'll be having much energy after I'm done with you ;)
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You got: Cat litter
Crunchy, a choking hazard, and flecked with bits of kitten shit. Best served cold on a bed of rocket or sprinkled on soup like croutons.
Ewwwww
don't be jelly it isn't good for your complexion
"You got: Prime fillet steak
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The real good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You're basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries."
I'm surprised I got that with all these other results I'm seeing. xD
@Yumix Oh, baby. Come get a bite. 😏😂
@Yumix Some biting can be nice. 😜
You got: An everything burrito
AKA the best kind of burrito. You’re full of surprises. Surprises and guac.
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@fenixx0083 Aren't you a big burrito freak? I guess I really am perfect for you. Just don't be surprised when I cause you to be gaseous. Haha!
*i* told *you* that you were perfect for me, now you're going to tell *me* like I didn't know? 😄 (hold the guac though, bleh!)
@fenixx0083 Hold the guac? Wtf? Guacamole is freaking awesome!
Guacamole looks like daemonic baby poop, feels like mashed caterpillars, and only tastes like something if you put something in it... 😄
@fenixx0083 😨 You've tasted daemonic baby poop? 😱 You've felt mashed caterpillars. 😯
*looks* like daemon baby pop, and yes: I've felt mashed caterpillars 😊
@fenixx0083 You've SEEN daemon baby poop? And ew. Why would you feel mashed caterpillars?
*everything* disgusting is intriguing to a ten year old...
@fenixx0083 Blech!
Indeed
An everything burrito
AKA the best kind of burrito. You’re full of surprises. Surprises and guac.
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Hahaha delicious! =)
You got: Cheap vodka
You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink.
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Ayeeee I'm edible at least!
You got: Cat litter
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Crunchy, a choking hazard, and flecked with bits of kitten shit. Best served cold on a bed of rocket or sprinkled on soup like croutons.
Well shit...
You got: Cat litter
Crunchy, a choking hazard, and flecked with bits of kitten shit. Best served cold on a bed of rocket or sprinkled on soup like croutons.
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lol, I got
"You got: Prime fillet steak
The really good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You’re basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries."
Kinda knew it, deep down, The zombie beneath the bed never wants to go away.
You got: Cheap vodka
You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink.
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oh man :(
You got: Cat litter
Crunchy, a choking hazard, and flecked with bits of kitten shit. Best served cold on a bed of rocket or sprinkled on soup like croutons.
I'll eat you anytime ;)
Not sure I'll be open to eating cat litter though 😐
I CAN ALWAYS PROVIDE YOU WITH KITTY CATS
Meowww 🐱
Calm your tits, tiger!
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You got: Prime fillet steak
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The really good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You’re basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries.
"Strawberry milkshake" haha after reading yours I definitely wasn't expecting mine.
Lucky duck.
You got: Danny DeVito’s used condom
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Juicy. Best served with mac and cheese and the house salad.
Okay wtf? o_o
Damn, Clar. Wtf? Lol.
@crystalt70 THIS IS NOT TRUE
Lol. I believe you! Mine said I taste like a burrito with everything in it. Ummm... no.
Hmm... Everything burrito...
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At least I got... xD
-> Prime fillet steak: The really good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You’re basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries.
Finally I'm good at something XD
Interesting!! Filler
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"You got: Cheap vodka
You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink."
makes sense.
You got: Horrible, horrible garbage
You taste like old fast food wrappers, used condoms, and unidentifiable brown bin juice. Microwave for three minutes and salt to taste.
💩💩💩
You got: Prime fillet steak
The really good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You’re basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries
Sweet, I do love steak.
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