Some sort of accident made him lose an eye while dating you and has to wear an eyepatch for the rest of his life as a result. Would you stick with him?
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I would probably have wound up wearing one for playing with a sword and wearing an eye patch (because you're never too old to play pirates), which would be really ironic-redundant, that wearing an eye patch led to my having to wear an eye patch...
And then I'd never be able to end a sentence again without "arrrr!", and eventually she'd have no choice but to leave me, and I'd be really sad, but have no-one to blame but myself...0