Shoot me your best insults (insult war)?
What Girls Said 13
mmm... u suck...2
"You never make me scream" 😔
"You're really mean"...0
I hate you!😡2
You you gumby head!
I'm not good at this. 😕0
Quasimodo called... he wants his face back
*ba dum tiss*0
What Guys Said 16
Excellent! You're a predator and these ants are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel.
Good news! I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of skin cells. When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure.
I feel awful about that previous insult. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now.
Voice on phone: The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up!
Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company. As per our last conversation, you're also ugly. I'm looking at your biography right now, and it mentions that more than once.
Well done! Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.6
How about I shoot you some postage stamps so you can mail yourself a job application and get off this site with these stupid ass questions instead.
Not even participating; This isn't Yo Mama! there, Wilmer Valderrama.1
You butcher's apprentice,
Lecherous stock fish,
Thou one trunk,
You're not worth another word,
Or else I'd call you-
I'd call you a knave!"
I would never call anyone that, as it would fly over most people's heads, but it's pretty great.0
Hmmm... poop. That is all.1
where did you get those clothes.. the toilet store0
''Your mother has a crush on me''2