Thanksgiving Day Caption Contest Results!

Hey GAGers! Thank you to everyone who participated in the Thanksgiving Day Caption Contest!

You were all hilarious, we loved reading all of your responses!

We have decided to award $20 Amazon gift card to two winners (a girl and a guy) based on creativity and up votes from our community members.

@meatballs21 and @AnOrdinaryGirl45 Congratulations to you both! We will email you your awards.

Thanks again to everyone who participated and we hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving! :)

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Hey GAGers! Want a chance to win a $20 Amazon gift card? We have a contest for you! In honor of Thanksgiving Day, can you come up with a funny caption for this picture?

Thanksgiving Day Caption Contest: can you come up with a funny line for this picture?

Submit your entry by answering below! Everyone be sure to upvote the ones you like!

Our admin staff will review all entries and announce a winner tomorrow morning. The winner will receive a $20 Amazon gift card!

Best of luck!


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  • "No dessert please, I'm stuffed."

    Martha misunderstood what 'having a turkey for Thanskgiving dinner' meant.

    Having finally found her contacts, Martha was scared to go and see what exactly she'd put into the oven.

    Having met "Tom", Martha vowed to never click on a dating profile without a picture.

    "Why sure, I'd love to come back and spend Christmas here!"

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What Guys Said 78

  • "When I said you were the most important part of the meal, I really wasn't thinking about guest of honour"

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    • Why didn't this win? This actually made sense and barely got any downvotes.

  • Well, if you're here at the table , then where is Bob?

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  • "I hope he doesn't expect me to pay"

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  • "My breast is tastier than yours"

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  • "I though your profile said you were from Turkey..."

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  • "It's kinda hard to concentrate on my food with your neck being that loose. Darling can you cover it up already?" >_<

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  • And how dare you refer to our sex life as "dry and flavorless"!

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  • "Yes, of course your breasts are big enough!"

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  • Turkey: Hey lady, I thought you where having me for dinner, so where's food
    Lady's: Oh don't worry, where having you for dinner, Thinks to self "now where is hubby with that carving knife".
    www.thecomedynetwork.ca/.../scott6_14
    media.giphy.com/media/P3fvNvw0AcP3q/giphy.gif

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  • He'll look better after a couple of drinks

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  • "Honey, the turkey is so raw it ate my peas!"

    here's another one totally unrelated but funny due to recent events

    "Honey, the turkey is so raw it shot down a Russian plane"

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  • "And that was the last time she let her man prepare the turkey for dinner."

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  • "Men are just a bunch of animals in disguise"

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  • "Its always the same thing every night, gobble this gobble that, all you do is just sit on the table, never doing a shred of work around here!"

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  • Turkey: "No party like a Donnor party!"

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  • Women (If she was Taylor Swift or like her) = ' Don't you dare judge me, we all know you were less annoying and and more cute then my Ex-boyfriend (Harry styles) all year. That's why I swaped your positions. And he is in the oven, Now get ready he will be ready in 5 minutes, I am gonna bring my cat (meridith) too.'

    Am I wrong Miss. Swift @TSWIFT243
    Lol good riddance, poor Harry...

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  • Looks like it's just us Turkey's here tonight.

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  • "You couldn't possibly be as thankful as I am"

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  • Just because the president pardoned you doesn't mean you can sit there and rub it my face how you get to go to Disney land with out me

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  • (After a few drinks)... shall we check on the Indian in the oven?

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  • When I said I'll have trurkey, I didn't mean to have it on a date!!

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  • When i took that dinner date, i didn't expect that i would date my dinner :/

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  • "listen I know it's a Thanksgiving tradition where you kill and eat me but for tonight can we call a truce and just order a pizza instead"

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  • Thanksgiving date night

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  • Have you seen my brother, we walked in here together? I swore I heard him gobble from the kitchen a few minutes back. Ah who am I kidding, he's probably drinking wild turkey at the bar. Anyway, what are you going to order?

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  • Turkey says to her..."Don't look at me... you're the one that can't get a Thanksgiving dinner date! I recommend GAG, perhaps they can help? by the way, What's for dinner?"

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  • Turkey: Woman get out of my air space
    Mother Russia slowly moves missiles under table

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  • Just to be clear... I don't Gobble on the first date.

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  • The lady is thinking " you should be on my plate now goddamit "
    The whatever u call it in English 😂"YES YES YES FUCK YES I won't be dinner for tonight "

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  • Well, you were the one who wanted a vegetarian dinner!

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What Girls Said 55

  • Turkey: "I have a dream that one day, my feathered brethren and I shall no longer be plucked and stuffed to oblivion, fried in the hottest of oils, or dare I say it- have our identities stolen by that dreaded, tasteless imposter, Tofurkey. I have a dream that one day, I will sit at the table, my glorious plumage intact, with the visage of a woman afflicted with Resting Bitch Face before my beady little eyes. I HAVE THAT DREAM TODAY!"

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  • This is the last time I'm going on a blind date for Thanksgiving...

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  • Are you the lady who ate my brother?

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  • When I said I wanted a Turkish man, I didn't mean an actual turkey!

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  • "I'm starting to wish I had just cooked him..."

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  • Step one: Date and woo the turkey
    Step two: Gain the turkeys trust
    Step three: EAT THE TURKEY!!

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  • Why is the food taking so long? Will you go check the kitchen please. The guests might arrived anytime. Today is a special day for me, it has to be perfect... And why are you staring at me? Don't you know a lot of people would line up just to have dinner with me? You should be thankful I am here. Now go to the kitchen, ugh I'm getting stressed here.

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  • Betty reconsidered her decision to drink gin all through Home Ec class. How could all the other wives still fill the Thanksgiving table after stuffing the turkey?

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  • This kinda random but I find these hilarious 😂
    www.dailymail.co.uk/.../...is-brilliant-memes.html

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  • My name's Jeff 😂😂🙈🙈

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  • @Realfire22 Playing by the rules, which imply entering only one caption at a time... never wins... blame GAG

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  • Turkey: "Why does the chef keep staring at me?"

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  • "I've been on this diet way too long."

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  • "I'm going grain free"

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  • Love birds Helen and Tom have just offed Tom's wife, Henrietta.

    "Helen, pass some of my wife, won't you. Oh Helen, my first wife never tasted so good."

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  • "I'm gonna ask you one more time Sarah, what is that on your plate! ?"

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  • "God dammit Helen! You forgot the turkey?
    Wait... what're you doing? Helen?"

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  • "I'm soo disappointed. Where's that human?"

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    • Congrats winner !

      Just an opinion,

      I don't think Gag should take into account the up votes only but the time when posted.
      Someone that commented early on will have far more up votes than someone who joined late in the contest

  • Whatcha lookin' at?
    You ain't stuffin' my butt today..

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  • What are you looking at perky turkey? ... Because honey, you seem to be undercooked.

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  • "I really hope it doesn't gobble up all the food."

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  • Girl: "When I said I wanted to have you for dinner... I me-"
    Turkey:"This is fine. Please... just let me do this "
    Girl: "..."

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  • The women is saying “ So.. Turkey, how would you like to be cooked today?”

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  • "You've gotta be jiving me -_-"

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  • "I'm thankful because even though I don't have a family to share Thanksgiving with, at least I have a turkey."

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  • When your friend set you up on a blind date... Check Please.

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  • "That moment when dinner doesn't go as planned."

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  • Why the long face? You're not the one who's stuffed!

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  • "I knew being a vegetarian would come back to peck me."

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