Autocorrect just changed my "Noooooooo" to "Book I poop" 🙈 Omg, I could not stop laughing.
What's your funniest/worst autocorrect fail?
What Guys Said 16
No auto correct episode comes to mind - My funniest/worse one on here was a total misunderstanding - A 15 year old was on asking about getting some more pocket money and couldn't get a proper job because she wasn't 16 - Anyway one of the expressions for an "Under the counter" job or "Not through the books" job in Ireland is "Cash in Hand" because you are paid straight cash for your work - Back to the story I advised the girl "That she could make go for cash in hand jobs" (epic fail right) - What was worse I was totally oblivious, I was reported, people giving out to me and the post removed, I was on the verge of contacting admin to ask why post removed when I made the connection.2
I don't have autocorrect thankfully but a misspelling that comes to mind happened right here on GAG for me. I pretty much labeled gagers as hags lol
What a shit phone haha.
When I type my name "Curtis" and it corrects it to "Curt Is"
Confuses the fuck out of some people.4
The are million happened and is still happening to me on my iPhone 5. I told my mom to purchase that book and it changed to purchase that poop! I love you was changed to "I mice you", texted my sister this morning to put all my usb drives into my butt!!! She replied me that am I out of my mind? ... and guess what? Once vanilla flavoured ice cream was changed to vagina flavoured ice crabs!!!2
I texted my woman once and asked her to pick up chicken nuggets for my kids and it "autocorrected" to "chicken muggers". She was not only confused but thought it was hilarious. She came home and was like "what would we do with a chicken mugger?"
And laughed. I was like "fuck you iPhone!"1
The girl I have a thing for said in a message something along the lines of "I really do care about you." But "do" was corrected to "don't!" This was radically out of keeping with the rest of the message, so I was more confused than anything. Fortunately, she saw the error and corrected herself before I could say anything.1
I just texted someone and they said rape me please but they meant rate 😂3
My mother hunts for kangaroos on a friends propery once a year and one year I sent her a message2
I wanna set it straight to I wanna sex it straight. Very small change but the person exploded xD3
I once IM'd my boss "hey, can I some of your cum?"...
I meant gum.
Thankfully, she was cool about it.1
honestly... I can't really remember any really bad autocorrect fails. I have many but only the annoying ones which are not funny1
I haven't had too many embarrassing or funny auto corrects. All I can think of is how I get so mad when my phone corrects 'Rhode' in Rhode Island to 'Those'
RHODE IS THE NAME OF A STATE APPLE, GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT.1
I don't recall but yeah.. Book I Poop 😂😝1
It tried to change motherfucking to mallrat2
I was writing to my boss and boss's boss from a conference, and every time I wrote "agile", it auto-corrected to "asshole".1
What Girls Said 18
One day my mom texted me asking what I wanted for dinner. I said "I'm thinking chicken!" My actual response: "Me Honking chicken!"
My sister had a random phone number text her. She asked "who's this? Jw" and instead autocorrect changed it to "who's this? Jew" ... she never got a reply.1
like i say hoe instead of hi!4
Oh man, many fucked up shit XD
To be honest I don't remember, but in Spanish I'm kind of a grammar nazi, so once my phone changed "gracias" to "grasias" (means thank you). That's a huge orthographic mistake and I was talking to a grammar nazi too, she didn't believe it was my phone, unfortunately. She didn't stop making fun of that 😒2
Mine was when I texted my friend telling her that I was making pitas for dinner. It didn't recognize "pitas" and corrected it to potassium. She was like: "Holy fuck Walter White, sounds delish!"1
this is something i said OUTLOUD
I was saying "See, I am such a dick."
Somehow it came out as "See, I am such a duck."
My cousina nd I died laughing.2
I was texting my mom and I said "sucks to suck" but it changed to "dicks to suck". Omg. I was flipping out 😂😂2
I don't have auto correct on my cell phone.1
It changed "I want a duck" to "I want a dick"
It doesn't matter anyway since both were true at the time.1
ugh i hate auto correct but i need it lol1
I messaged to say" I will leave my door open and I'll be waiting in the hallway for you as you are "wallking" through my door. It turned out as "wanking" through my door" 😂1