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One day I woke up and found the happiness I've yearned. 😆💙
What will your sentence be?


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  • One day I woke up and realised this wasn't my room. 😏

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What Guys Said 37

  • she was still fucking there.

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  • Couldn't think of her calmly

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  • ... realized it's fucking Monday again.

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  • she was next to me

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  • I went back to sleep.

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  • Gave into her yearning fantasy : )

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  • One day I woke up and Donald Trump stole my dog

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  • Hoped for a better day

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  • ... I went back to sleep

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  • ... had sex with my girlfriend

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  • these unneccessary fights will end

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  • I crave having period sex

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  • One day I woke up and,

    watched the rain falling outside!!

    Damn El Niño drought...

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  • One day I woke up and fell back asleep

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  • decided to say hello @EmpatheticLady

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  • took a big freakin crap

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  • realized I am a genius.

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  • Found I slept through class.

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  • nothing has changed anyway.

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  • see Tera Patrick on me!

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  • ... she said she likes me

    lol.

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  • One day I woke up and

    Really had to go pee.

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    • Oh man! I didn't see these before I posted! I put the same thing! You know they say great minds have to pee at the same time.

  • Finally knew where I belonged

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  • ... went back to be immediately

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  • , finally, thought of something else.

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  • remembered I bought an F16 and it arrives today and it runs on fucking 87 octane

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  • Life finally changed for better.

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  • Hit the Lotto. Three times

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  • One day I woke up and realized I was sleeping alone :(

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  • ... realized that I'm awesomely imperfect!

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What Girls Said 31

  • realize that i had a test...

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  • One day I woke up and... cried because it was No Shave November.
    Thank Bejesus its December. 🙏🏻
    Being a teen is hard...

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  • One day I woke up and ate twenty peanut butter cookies.

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  • One day I woke up and... I finally found Inner piece

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  • One day I woke up and stepped in cat puke getting out of bed. This morning, in fact :(.

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  • Jacked off to midget porn ☺

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  • One day I woke up and found Loki cooking eggs mmm!

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  • realized everything would be okay.

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  • I went back to sleep.

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  • One day I woke up and realized how curious I am.

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  • one day I woke up and... threw away all my excuses.

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  • I had to go pee. Aah. 😆

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  • One day I woke up and went back to fucking sleep.

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  • one day I woke up and realized I am still alive

    luckily ;)

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  • ... I had become a genius! ;) ♡

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  • ... realized I never loved you

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  • One day I woke up and 5 words only...

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  • One day I woke up and was still alive and happy

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  • One day I woke up and... went back to sleep again

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  • One day I woke up and realized that I am strong.

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  • Realized he was never worth it and I was too much for him

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  • ... saw unicorns in my yard

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  • ... I realized that I need nothing but myself to be happy <3

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  • I had my dream body

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  • and went back to sleep... Yay!

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  • One day I woke up and fell right back asleep again.

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  • One day I woke up and I realized I have everything I wanted in my life.

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  • And he wasn't beside me.

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  • One day I woke up and prayed, while thinking I'm intelligent!

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  • ... Felt no different from yesterday! 😀

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