Can you finish this sentence using just 5 words?

One day I woke up and...


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  • Saw the sun and smiled. That simple.

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What Girls Said 29

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  • Realized I answered this yesterday.

    *goes back to sleep*

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  • found his arms around me

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  • One day I woke up and I was a hot millionaire.

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  • ... there was snow falling outside.

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  • ... my cat started biting me.

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    • nice cat lol

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    • it doesn't hurt?

    • It only hurts when he's playing, or doesn't want to be touched, but if he wants something he tries to be gentle with you. xD

  • ... I finger my pussy good.

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  • Crawled right back in bed.

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  • ... there were two cute puppies :D

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  • ... then went back to sleep

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  • ... it was just a dream :(

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  • Ate a bowl of cereal

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  • found Depp in my bed.

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  • Today I woke up and made a cup of tea.

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  • ... masturbated in my bed yay!

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  • One day I woke up and found a cat next to me.

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  • I fell right back asleep.

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  • One day I woke up and cried.

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  • I walked to the store

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  • I went back to sleep.

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  • ...

    You do realize @mskay just posted this same question before you, right? 😑

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  • fucked myself with a hairbrush

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  • went anonymous for this response.

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    • . . . saw Vekin posted this question.

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    • Haha, alright then. Sorry.

    • no need to apologies

  • had a big wet wank.

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  • Realized there isn't hope 4 humanity!

    U haven't said anything about numbers haha. 😜

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  • One day I woke up... and finally realized my aspirations and dreams are never to be 😨😭

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  • Every day i woke up i imagined bae by my side

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  • killed myself. End of story.

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    • that's no happy end :-(

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    • Nope.

    • Then there came your saviour who brought you back to life

  • the guys answers are funny XD

    ... heard loud knocks on door
    (dialogue: (shouting) wake up you're gonna be late!)

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    • and then you answered...

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    • hmmmmm and in a few seconds the strawberry was gone ;-)

    • hahaha! then she held her hand and asked for money xD turned into a villain

What Guys Said 35

  • didn't believe it was morning

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  • decided to enjoy every moment!

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    (loopholes for the win!)

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  • . . . stopped relying on excuses.

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  • One day I woke up and... cuddled with my gorgeous wife.

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  • wanked to some noice porn

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  • I shouldn't have done that.

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  • I went back to bed.

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  • One day I woke up and the next day I didn't.

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  • ... ate some beans on toast :)

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  • felt like sleeping again

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  • One day I woke up and I said damn im sexy

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  • Went back to sleep Immeditly

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  • One day I woke up and... realized the nature of reality.

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  • had to take a shit

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  • had sex with two blondes one of whom's name I still don't know

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  • ... immediately went back to sleep.

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  • Ate a very healthy breakfast.

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  • Was in a three some

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  • I remembered I was sleepy.

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  • found myself covered in someone elses blood

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  • Farted myself back to sleep

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  • One day I woke up and Kissed My Girlfriend Good Morning <3

    This is my dream!

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  • I put on my clothes.

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  • one day i woke up and... went back to sleep happily.

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  • ... had a boner

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  • I had a huge boner.

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  • killed Obama, stole Mona Lisa.

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  • Decided to masturbate before work.

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