Are there any GAG-ers (among the active ones) who have been bitten by a Vampire?

How did you manage to survive and prevent yourself from turning into Vampire?

  • Yes, I was bitten by a Vampire but I'm immune to Vampirism, so I staked the Vampire
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  • Yes, I was bitten, but I was saved by Buffy The Vampire Slayer, she killed the Vampire and gave me an antidote
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  • Yes, I was bitten and I'm a Vampire now, but don't worry, I don't bite (LOL) :P
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  • No, I was never bitten by a Vampire
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  • Nope, but I was kidnapped by Aliens once
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  • Nah, I was just bitten by a Zombie, mmm, braaaaiiinsss
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  • No way, I'm a Werewolf, Vampires are afraid of me
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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Most Helpful Guy

  • No, but I was kidnapped by Aliens, they have performed some experiments on me, and now I'm completely immune to Vampirism.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Nah, I'm a Werewolf, Vampires are scared of me ;)

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What Guys Said 10

  • No, I was never bitten by a Vampire

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  • I skilled one with my slippers yesterday.
    Now I'm a vampire slayer too.

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  • I'm actually a vampire. So ladies... Interested?

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  • My blood is a rare toxic variety so Vampires have yet to bite me as it will kill them.

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  • Everyone knows vampires have to choose to convert you, not just bite.

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  • Why would I want to stop it? I'm immortal now and hypnotize others to donmy bidding

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  • I was lucky that the hot vampiress fell in love with me

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  • No, I haven't and don't plan to.

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  • My girlfriend and I like to bite.

    But hey that's another story.

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  • Nah they prefer larger animals, they don't tend to bite humans. I'm asuming you mean vampire bats of course since vampires don't exist

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What Girls Said 3

  • Y es I have thats why I am a zombie apple! lol

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  • I was born a vampire and I do bite.

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  • Yep :) as I say though... I don't bite... often anyway :P I've just settled down to a cup of my cats blood for supper. I ran out of garlic cloves about an hour ago :/ and my urges to suck blood happened to kick in again, ya know. But it's not all that bad... ☺️😈

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