Hay is for horses?

What's your usual opening line when talking to someone you're interested in?


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  • "Roses r red, violets r blue, I've got a gun, get in the van."

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    • "Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed is green, and I want you in it, if you know what I mean" xD

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What Girls Said 5

  • Well since I'm so antisocial its usually over text, but I usually start my awkward conversations with:
    "Want to see my cock?"
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    Her name is Deborah :-))

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  • *slaps them across the face*
    "sorry, arm boner"

    .. no? that doesn't work?
    ... well I guess I'm single for a reason lmao

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  • *blush* Aww... You're so sweet :)

    (As you may have guessed I don't make the first move)

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  • I have no game, I can't come up with something funny or witty... so mine would be "Hi! How are you? I noticed you from over there." It has worked, though.

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  • Hay is for horses, sometimes cows, pigs dont eat it cause they dont know how :)

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What Guys Said 4

  • In refference to Mass Effect.

    ''We'll bang ok?''

    Nah I'm just kidding I don't go on dates -_-

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  • Bitch i like your face, lets fuck.

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  • "you keep looking at me and I demand to know why"

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  • Hi! How are you doing?

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