Would you want a life size statue of yourself made out of 100% milk chocolate?

Would you? I think it would be pretty cool haha

It would be the exact same height, measurements and incredibly detailed as you. But the only difference is that you're made out of 100% milk chocolateeee!!!

Would you want a life size statue of yourself made out of 100% milk chocolate?

  • Yes please!!!
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  • No way! You've gone bonkers Mooky
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  • You get in the bowl! No you get in the bowl!!!
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  • I don't even like chocolate (sorry we can't be friends) :(
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  • There's not enough chocolate in the world.

    and I don't know, it just seems a bit weird if you ate your chocolate double... or gave it to a girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband.

    You remind me of SNL Will Ferrell's impression of Cubs Broadcaster Harry Caray.

    "HEY! If the moon was made of BBQ Spare ribs, would you eat it? I know I would. Heck... I'd go for seconds. Then I'd polish it off with a nice cool Budweiser."

    "HEY! If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? I know I would..."

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  • Sounds like a lot of effort to find guys to eat you. lol

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  • Yes, I would. And I'd place it in your room. And we'd consider it something akin to the Apple of Knowledge. You best not take a bite out of me... or else, all kinds of shit is going to go off! You don't need my sweet chocolatey yumminess, you're already in Eden, paradise!

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    • That was so lame Levin *epic facepalm* 🙈

    • It would have been lame if I'd have said my statuesque penis contains the highest chocolate content. But of course, I'm above that ;)

    • Wtfffff Levin, lmfao they just keep on coming lol

  • *Bites piece of chocolate mooky*

    http://i.imgur.com/Pn9QYOg.jpg

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    • HAHA don't know if I should be turned on or in pain by the thought of you biting me lol 😂 You can have more then a bite.. Let alone a piece of Mooky 😉 Help yourself

    • Maybe I'll just lick you instead? 😂 *puts piece of mooky in pocket for later*

    • Omg! 🙈 Ooo yay I get to be in your pocket!!! At least I'm close to something 😳😉😅 haha *runs away*

  • Oh yes and I challenge you to eat me :D
    I'd suggest in at least 3 times otherwise you could get some digestion problems haha!

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  • eh no I'll pass. I don't want a statue of any kind from me and if it's out of milk chocolate it won't survive too long anyway.

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  • No I want an Iron one instead

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  • Pshhhhhhhhyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I would 💚

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    • Yayaya Dodgers! Maybe we can walk and eat at the same time to burn the calories!

  • Now that would be wasted effort.

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  • Yep, I think it would be pretty cool :P

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  • Make it dark chocolate and peanut butter and you got a deal. Also needs to be in a sexy pose. If he's not in a sexy pose i don't even want it. Take it away.

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  • So then there'd be two Hunk of Chocolate to go around. Heh heh heh ;)
    lol ok ok, yes It would be awesome :P

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  • I vote E: Eww!!! And you have ALWAYS been bonkers, Mooky. ;)

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  • Yes I would so I can sell it

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  • does this mean ill be eating myself?

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    • If you want. That is up to you, or you can have certain people eat you, that's also up to you lol

    • ill take both, you up for it? :P lol

  • Hopefully its a hot woman eatung me

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  • Sure but it would be cringy like hell seeing other guys licking me😕😕

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  • I wouldn't care how detailed it was because I would just end up eating it any way

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  • No. I could only imagine the ant problem.

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  • Sure! I'll have a ton of jars of peanut butter ready to dip parts of me in!

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    • What's with you guys and peanut butter plus chocolate? Haha

  • Only if it was okay for me to eat it, because I would want to. 😆

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  • That would be a whole lot of chocolate!

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  • Be a waste of chocolate. Nobody would want to eat it lol. Especially not me

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  • No way. I could not eat my own body weight in chocolate. I would literally die.

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    • There isn't really a time frame. If you eat a bit of it that's cool but the other half of you will end up melting, unless you can think of a way to preserve yourself

    • Self preservation. Interesting concept.

  • no, but if there was a chocolate version of @EmpatheticLady I would like to try it lol

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  • Yesssss! but I'd be afraid of it melting 😩

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  • I don't think it would last more than 3 days.

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  • Just no. I can already feel the tummy ache. I LOVE chocolate. I wouldn't be able to help myself.

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  • Depends... would you eat my chocolate penis? lol

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  • I'd rather have a statue of YOU made out of chocolate.

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  • Umm, considering how much I love chocolate, it'd be gone in a few hours.

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  • well no.. but when I die, I want to be stuffed and have a room to myself where people can go look at me there.. and I don't want to look like a doll. I want to look like how i look now, as if i'm just laying on my bed :D! creeeepy! No chocolates! cause someone will bite me i'm sure. D:

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    • HAHAHA I give you credit for being creative, but creepy? mmm VERY lolol

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    • That is the weirdest remains handling request I have ever heard of lol. I don't think taxidermy works well with humans, just a guess though.

    • @Northeast106 I could be the volunteer to be the first.. Maybe it does!!😯😁😁

  • It would take so long to eat that it woukd get all dusty and the chocolate would probably bloom. No thank you please.

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  • No thanks just give me chocolate!

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  • Why so I could just eat it or for it to melt?
    So I can break out horribly? So I can get diabetes?

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    • It's free and it's totally up to you whatever you want to do with it.

    • Lmfao well that's what will happen... I'm a chocolate addict

    • YAYYAYAY chocolate addict!! Welcome to the club lolol (hi 5)

  • yes that would be funny! then i'll break it into pieces and share it with the little kids lol

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  • Not a fan of chocolate so nopsie and I don't want to see people eating me O. o

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  • I would eat it minutes after but okay

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  • That's a whole lotta chocolate! I don't know how I'd feel. xD

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  • Oh, I think it's obviously, LoL, YES please :D

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  • Sure, it looks delicious :P

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  • but how would you store it?

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    • If you can figure out a way, I'll give you MH. It would be easy to just break yourself into pieces and store yourself in a fridge.

  • ;o I need it in my life.

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  • No. I'd rather it be modeled after someone taller.

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  • Milk chocolate no I hate the stuff.

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  • Hell no, I don't need all that chocolate.

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  • Then I could eat myself!!

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  • Not all all, I only love the darkest chokolade.

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  • That statue is terrifying. It looks like a demon baby.

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  • yes I probably would

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  • That would be both cool and creepy to see. I mean, if it was of me... no one wants to see that. :P I would be impressed by the artistry, though.

    I had to vote for the last one, because milk chocolate makes me seriously sick. I like the taste, but it hates me. :(

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    • Awww how about white chocolate? :)

    • I like the taste, but sadly sweets in general make me sick. My favorite was always dark chocolate! But dark or milk with fruit tasted really good as well.

  • Maybe a wax statue

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    • Those are becoming really popular with the celebs

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    • You wouldn't want it sitting/standing in the corner of your room, that would be freaky as!!!

    • Oh yea! Could you imagine waking up in the middle of the night and it looks like you're staring at yourself... That would freak the hell out of me

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