After you get out of bed in the morning, what do you do first?

this is probably a little too obvious, but...


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  • i first breathe because that's important in life. then i give my ass a good scratch even if it's not itchy. i walk my sleepy butt in the bathroom and stick my head under the thing in the tub, then i get up and take a pee over the toilet seat.

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What Guys Said 23

  • I probably have to do some walking yeah?

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  • put on deodorant then brush teeth and use the toilet

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  • I turn off the radio. I click on the heat to knock the chill off. I pee. And then I start making coffee.

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  • I check all my notifications!

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  • Well this morning i went straight downstairs and started eating Nutella without hesitation. Lol.

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  • Get rid of my piss horn brush teeth and look out of the window to see what the weather is and plan my day :-)

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  • turn on my computer. Yeah, nerd...

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  • If it's a work day, put on boxers and socks before getting ready for work.

    If it's the weekend, I might check my tablet in bed or get something to eat.

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  • I find something to listen too on YouTube as I start my morning routine

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  • Adjust my morning wood position haha.

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  • Pee. Then cook breakfast.

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  • I go to thz toilet to pee.

    Sorry you asked for it :p

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  • i go pee..

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  • Pee, drink, food a bit later. if im off i might go back to bed or chill on the sofa naked

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  • go for shave and wash, clothes for work i always lay out the night before

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  • Go to the bathroom

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  • Fart *lays in the bed* RRRRIIIIIPPPPP!!!

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  • I open my window and wash my hands and face.

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  • Meditate, putting clothes on, brush my teeth, get some breakfast.

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  • Take a shower

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  • Wash my face 😊

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  • Pee, then take medicine.

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  • I kick ass and chew bubble gum, until I'm all out of gum

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What Girls Said 15

  • Resist the urge to crawl back into bed.

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  • I eat a slice of pizza that I have on my nightstand.

    Just kidding (partially). I tend to curse the fact that I have to get up and then I try to coax myself out of bed.

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  • I run to my phone to talk to my apple pie!

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  • I always check my phone. While in bed I go on it to check Instagram, emails and Whatsapp :)

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  • I check my phone and use the bathroom.

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  • I sit on my bed for at least 10 minutes contemplating life and what I should do for the day. Then I get up and wear a bra.

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    • This so much except for the bra. Gosh I hate getting up early. Takes way too much strain on me.

  • Stretch. Then go potty Lol

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  • I get back to bed, well, in my bad days I do
    But other than that I check my phone

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  • drink water and go pipi :P

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  • Stretch, brush teeth, boil water for some tea, make some breakfast.

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  • Have a pee wash then brush my teeth.

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  • I go take a pee or poop.

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  • check my phone and go to the bathroom to take a shower

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  • Go to the bathroom

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  • Well If I have to be honest, I usually hike Mt. Everest right after I wake up from a good nights sleep.

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