I'M BORED!! SOOO share your crappy jokes here! And what do you think of this one?

Canada is a happier country than U. S. A. because U. S. A. is red white and blue but Canada is red white but never blue


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What Girls Said 4

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  • What do you call an apple with red hair? I don't know baldy...

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  • Red river sluts!

    This arm's a bitch!

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  • That wasn't even funny...
    But I got one:

    A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

    The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

    "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

    The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

    On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

    The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

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What Guys Said 9

  • Since you are on the subject of Canada and bad jokes.

    (this should be told orally)
    How do you spell Canada?

    C eh N eh D eh

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  • Why doesn't Santa Clause have any children?

    Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney.

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  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
    It's ok, he woke up.

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  • What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car?

    Get in the car.

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  • Why did Sally fall off the swing?
    Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Not Sally.

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  • What do you call a boat full of dildos and potatoes?

    A dictatorship

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  • I like my beer how I like my violence: domestic

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  • well, Canada can suck it cause i'm blue dabba di dabbu die dabba ba di dabba die dabba di dabbu die... :D

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  • What's this? A dead one of these!

    (It makes more sense with the gestures.)

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