Today, while buying some coffee from the gas station, a guy appeared out of no where saying "excuse me chubby cheeks cutie," while asking me to move out of the way.
I could not stop laughing, still can't.
Most Helpful Guy
When I was a boy I had a paper route (There's my age showing again. Had a bicycle with wire baskets too.).
One of my deliveries was to the front desk of a nursing home. I dropped off about 8 papers a day for the residents that had subscriptions.
One day, an elderly resident approached me when I was leaving the nursing home. She said this to me:
"Your long, beautiful eyelashes are completely wasted on a boy."
Then she turned and walked away. I remember it like it was yesterday, even though it happened about 35 years ago.2
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Most Helpful Girl
my grandma said i have a nice ass. LOL. it was so random... me and mom couldn't stop laughing. now it's a running joke.6