Whats your first thought upon waking up?


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  • Usually it's "Thank You Jah for another day" although I will admit that sometimes it may be between "man... morning already?" Or "Mmm, the day is finally here" if something big is supposed to take place that I'm either prepared for or not

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What Guys Said 20

  • Hello boner

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  • Nooo! I was having the best dream ever!

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  • To hurry up and brush my teeth so I can fill this empty belly of mine

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  • what time is it, why am i awake at this ungodly hour and i gotta take a shit!

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  • Need more sleep

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  • What time is it? And why is it hard, again?

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  • Thank god I'm alive, lets not waist today as it could be my last!

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  • I thought this upon waking up. I think i have fallen back in love. Based on my dreams the night before.

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  • Sex,
    gotta pee,
    time to go to work,
    time to chase my dreams.
    God why am I so hungry

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  • oh I have to fix my huge woody

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  • What the heck I have sex with Kermit's girlfriend.

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  • I am late?

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  • WHY so early? WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?

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  • i think that i can still take breath after woke up.

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  • "What the fuck was that dream"

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  • I hope I have coffee.

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  • What happened in my dream that got me so hard?

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  • It was only a nightmare... I want to be with the girl I love.

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  • Fuck

    filler

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  • It usually involves me placing a certain body part into a certain woman.

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What Girls Said 11

  • Depends on the day. More often than not it is 'I feel dead'.

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  • Get up! No... Get up! ... NO. Seriously dude, get the fuck up. God, I wanna cry. Getting up sucks!

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  • Now.. GAG, I need to get points.

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  • Must drink water...

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  • "Nope, I'm going back to sleep"

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  • "What the fuck"

    .. I don't like waking up.

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  • "Now I gotta put on on my face paint"
    Lol

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  • "Let's not screw up today"

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  • What am I making for breakfast?

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  • What the hell did i just dream (cause i usually always have weird dreams)...

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  • I gotta pee.

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