What do you think about while pooping?

What do you think about? I usually think about sex.


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Most Helpful Guy

  • Thinking about how good it feels to poop.

    I know a guy that had a girlfriend and he lived in an apartment with thin walls and when his girlfriend pooped he would hear this come out of the bathroom:

    Grunts, groans, pushing noises and she would say things like "Come on get out of me you bastard" and then he would here "O my gosh, look at the size of that, that has got to be the biggest shit ever".

    His girlfriend was always doing stuff like this.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Nothing, im usually ready a comic book...

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What Guys Said 6

  • I'll bring my phone with me to the bathroom. Chances are, I answered one of your questions while taking a poo.

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  • I think about getting that poop out smoothly, and cleaning up my butt.

    Sometimes I'll bring my phone to play a game, though.

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  • Me on the top of the Earth and taking one giant turd on the whole planet.

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  • "Damn.. Have I really used my phone that much? I need to charge once I'm done here..."

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  • I usually read. And girls shit?

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  • We're gonna have to work this out.

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