What do you think Adam said when he first saw Eve?

Just a fun question be creative with your answers if you can.


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  • "DAYMN GURL!! LET ME BE YOUR FIRST AND LAST SIN!!!"

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What Guys Said 35

  • I think this not only covers when Adam first saw Eve (after the fruit was eaten, technically first time he saw, saw her), but also pretty much GAG.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liLU2tEz7KY

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  • "Nice tits."

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  • "Let's do Netflix and chill."

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  • Might as well fetch me a beer, cuz I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be needin' one!

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  • Soooooo.. We fuckin' or what?

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  • Hot damn let's start a new species baby, now take off that fig leaf

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  • sooo is this incest, or no? i mean you are part of my body..

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  • Why do you have boobs and I don't?

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  • "You owe me one rib..."

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  • He said, Dayummm, ima hit that shit.

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  • An alternate question; what do you think Adam said the first time he saw Steve?

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  • Who's that fit bird? I'ma go shag her.

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  • "I like the random lumps of fat on your chest"

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  • "The fuck is that? Where is my rib? FUCK!"

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  • I wanna suck on those titties.

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  • "I wonder what I can get for another rib"

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  • What happened to your dick? And you really need to lay off the chest work outs, your pecs are way out of proportion to your body.

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  • I already know this bitch going be trouble.

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  • "Good now go make a sandwich sloot"

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  • In Islam it's not mentioned what was his exact words but his reaction was explained , it was said that he was bored from heaven and when God created eve he didn't get any bless better than eve

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  • "I have the biggest dick you've ever seen"

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  • I don't think they knew how to talk and in which language back then.

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  • There goes all my money...

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  • "Why aren't you in the kitchen?"

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  • "Women are trouble"

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  • It says what he said right in the book.

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  • "... I'm tripping balls, right?"

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  • Wow, another me. Of course, if he had access to a mirror beforehand.

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  • Welp, let's do the dirty.

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  • "This is the hottest woman I've ever seen."

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What Girls Said 13

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  • I think about apples!

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  • Probably nothing, as I doubt spoken language had been developed yet.

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  • You are much smarter than me.

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  • i want you

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  • Hot Damn 😍😍😍

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  • who dat?
    hot damn

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  • "want an apple?" ;)

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  • "what are those?"

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  • Heaven is lost.

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  • More to the point what did Eve say after Adam had said it? "gosh thats a hard one" lol

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  • He probably thought "gosh! she is hot and naked like me."

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  • I want me some punani

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