Most Helpful Guy
Common. I like when people get that their baby is a dime a dozen like the rest of us assholes. I mean, if you're passing on some family name or something, that's fine, but people who just can't live without saddling their kid with some flowery name kind of irk me. And half the time these "unique" names are cliche as hell... looking at you, Aiden/Jayden/Hayden/Brayden/Cayden. Like what the fuck happened to "Mike?" You're daughter can't be Megan or Jennifer, it's gotta be "Sapphire" or some shit? Fuck outta here. Let's have real talk for a minute, can we have real talk? Those names look goofy as hell if your baby doesn't grow up to be attractive, and out of the ordinary attractive. I know that sounds weird and shallow, but again, we're having real talk. "Aurora" better be at least an 8 when she gets older. Or the super exotic names... Natasha or Svetlana or something. They have to grow up to be a model or a hot Russian spy, there's no debate. And guys sound soft as fuck with their little cutesy name. Give me a fuckin' MAN'S name. I'm not having kids, but if I did, that little fucker would be classic and manly, like "Jack" or something. A "punch you in the face of you look at me wrong" name. I'll let George Carlin take it from here...
Most Helpful Girl
I guess kinda in the middle? Like one of the names my partner has brought up that I actually really love is Tobias. It's not really a unique name because it's not really special or unusual, in my opinion, but it's also not something you see that often.0