Most Helpful Girl
I own a turtle which is illegal in my area1
Most Helpful Guy
I committed a few crimes and got away. If it's something big, like murder, you have to be well prepared to get away with it. Plan every step, every tiny detail and have a plan B, C, D... Z. Be prepared for anything that could happen, and make sure to leave no traces that could lead back to you. Don't ever kill anyone you know personally.
If we're talking about something small, like burglary, that's pretty easy. Just run and hide and know that cops don't get paid enough to chase you through the sewers.1