When going to a public restroom.. What is your protocol?

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Because we ALL know that those can be pretty horrific xD

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Most Helpful Guy

  • What? there is a protocol? Okay, mine is "To leave it as dirty as possible" 😂

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    • Of course, you have to leave your trade mark and leave dirty toilet as a present for the next guy. LMAO Sorry.

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    • This earned first place so easily lmao

    • thanks lol!! 😎

What Girls Said 4

  • I usually go in the restroom, check my hair, face, clothing, etc in the mirror then use the restroom if need be. then wash my hands and leave. simple.

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  • I try my best not to go to a public restroom lol. If I do go though I usually just wash my hands. We all do have to agree though that some public bathrooms are nice, depending on where you go.

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  • I never like using public restrooms.
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  • Go in to wash my hands, dry them off and leave. That's all I do if I go in to a public restroom.

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What Guys Said 5

  • Greet everyone individually, if they don't have a hand free a casual smack on the bottom is fine, then stand at the urinal and assess the competition with no subtlety whatsoever, don't bother washing hands.
    *Go in, find a free pisser, whip it out, eyes front, widdle, shake, zip up, wash and dry hands, try and time my exit so I leave as someone else is or as they're coming in so I don't have to touch the door handle on the way out. lolz

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  • Walk in with confidence straight to the urinal, whip out of the old fella and let the good times flow. Keep the eyes straight ahead! Shake it off a few times and head to the basin. Guys who pee into the bowl always strike me as suspicious.

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  • To poop loudly and proudly for everyone to hear hahaha lol sorry.

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  • I missed my list of protocol... any one have one additional copy?

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  • I usually don't use them unless I have to

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