Questions that make you think tres?

1. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?

2. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

3. If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

4. Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?

5. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?


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What Girls Said 1

  • 1. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
    He can't run at the speed of sound.

    2. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
    CEO Ray Kroc famously prohibited the company from selling hot dogs, regardless of potential demand, as he regarded them as unhygienic in his 1977 autobiography; however, UK Stores did sell Hot Dogs during the late nineties on the McChoice menu (later PoundSaver). Also, at least one American restaurant offered Oscar Mayer hot dogs at some time, and McDonald's locations at Toronto Metro Zoo and SkyDome in Toronto offered hot dogs until 1999. In Tokyo locations hot dogs were available in 2001

    3. If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
    he's not "born till he is completely out.

    4. Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?
    Vampires dont exist.

    5. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
    Leave them be it is nature taking its course.

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What Guys Said 1

  • 1. Only if he is carrying his iPod with him.
    2. The MacDonald's founder - Ray Kroc - disliked hot dogs and forbid their sale in his restaurants. After his death, MacDonald's test marketed hot dogs but they were not a big selling item.
    3. A baby is declared born when it's body is entirely out of the mother.
    4. Vampires do not exist.
    5. I say, "Call an environmental wacko to observe so we can see a nut implode."

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