What would you like written on your tombstone? What would your epitaph be?

Some examples:
"Never lived, never died, just visited this planet from ___ to ___"
"I'm standing right behind you"

Updates:
I wish I could pick multiple MHOs for each gender; there are several good answers here.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I'd like to be cremated. On my little plaque, I am undecided on:

    "Good thing you salt and burned the remains" (Supernatural ref)

    "Her?" (Arrested Development ref)

    "It's so dark in here."

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Don't care much about my own but I really think that Arnold Schwarzenegger's needs to say "i'll be back"

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What Girls Said 14

  • I know my mom would write this: lol
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    • It translates to:
      "Did not put on/use Vicks (the vapor rub)"
      Because for Latinos, it's the cure all for everything.

  • "RIP RJ. You were lols."

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  • "It was what it was"

    or

    "Meh"

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  • Died of laughter.

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  • If your tears aren't enough to water the flowers you need to try harder

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  • Hopefully my name actually spelled correctly for once...😓

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  • "I told you I was sick!"
    Or
    "Get off my lawn, you dirty rotten kids!"

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  • Lucky worms just got new food.

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  • I plan on being cremated. of all the things humans do, burying our dead in boxes is the most ridiculous.

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  • "Sorry mom and dad for being a shit daughter"

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  • 8/10 Would Live Again.

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  • "i died"

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  • "Please don't dig me up, spit on me, or pee on me..."

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  • Nothing, i want to be cremated and have my ashes spread in the mountains and out at sea...

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What Guys Said 11

  • Per my last will and testament I have elected to be buried face down so that everyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass

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  • I'm going to be buried at sea.

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  • "One life lived. Zero fucks given."

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  • I am now haunting the clubs.

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  • He lived and did it his way.

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  • Here lies NAME

    Disturb me and I will haunt you

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  • All you who view my tomb, remember, there's room for you

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  • "Romo can't throw" @consultantisback @tony72722

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    • "Romo is a pussy who gets injured twice in one season"

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    • in b4 cowboys trade half of roster for Mariota
      in b4 history recognizes dallas cowboys as hot cheerleaders instead of nfl squad

    • @consultantisback inb4 cowboys fan claimed themself to be 10 times Superbowl champs

  • "The man who sold the world."

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  • "Into the pits of hell, he marched!"

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  • Here Lies __________ _______.
    Simple Christian
    Beloved Husband
    Honest Lawyer

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    • I don't care much about the Christian part but, if you're a beloved husband to someone and an honest lawyer, I would hate to see you gone old timer.

    • @DBAOracle I am not married at the present. I prefer being married and hope that I am happily remarried within the next few years. My current girlfriend is the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees, so. . . stay tuned.

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