You're driving alone, lost, and you see this clown at the side of the road. What do you do?

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DivaMonae · Accepted Answer

My thing is how tf did he get there? I don't see his clown car broke on the side of the road and he just so "happens to be there". Well he got there somehow and he'll get from there somehow just not by me.

Nope. I'm good. 👍

pooper89 · Accepted Answer

First of all, I wouldn't have even stopped in order to learn that he needed a ride

T-shirtsandkneehighs · Accepted Answer

I'd mow the fucker down. That ain't no joke

RaggaMon · Accepted Answer

I'd think oh no not again, he messed with me when I was just a boy and now he's back for more!

jakeofalltrades · Accepted Answer

i wouldn't even pull over to hear that he was late to a birthday party

TripleAce · Answer

Pedal to the metal

But what do you do if you look in your rearview mirror and all of a sudden he's gone but 20 mins later you see the same clown on the side the of road...

A. Do you stop to investigate
B. Or drive off and continue looking in your review to see what happens but risk getting into an accident

Tetroy · Answer

Don't stop for a clown! Never! Keep driving you will find your way 😜

SweetHomicidalQueen · Answer

I RUN THAT FUCKER OVER AND THEN SPEED THE FUCK AWAY MY #1 FEAR IS CLOWNS IN THE WOODS AT NIGHT TIME OK NO FUCK NO NOPEEEE HE IS DEAD  AND I AM SPEEDING AWAY FOR MY LIFE FUCK NO

mikey909 · Answer

No wonder Ronald Mcdonald has gone into hiding! You fuckers would butcher him if he so much as looked at you're happy meal!

zorro8888 · Answer

Well he's already late to the party... he might as well keep walking <3

MyMintFrappe · Answer

Press down on the accelerator and turn the steering wheel a little to the right. I hate clowns. Just kidding I'd probably freak out and drive off.

523206720 · Answer

I would give him a ride to the birthday party. He looks adorable!!!

CheerGirl38139 · Answer

Ask him why he has blood on his clown suit (pepper spray in hand) 😎

gapminder · Answer

Oh dear gaaaawwwd! Pennywise? I'd floor it to the next town, so I could clean the shart out of my pants that occurred the moment I saw him.

Anonymous · Answer

He wouldn't have said shit because I wouldn't have pulled over.

matheus_mb · Answer

I'd say: "That's too bad man, I hope that the kid won't get upset". Then I'd speed up the car and get out of there as quickly as I could.

mntwins66 · Answer

If I am lost, then I wouldn't be of much help to him anyway, right?

JSmuve · Answer

Speed up, pull the e-brake, and turn sharply hitting him hard with the back side of the vehicle. Then get out, steal his balloons, honk his nose, and drive off.

jaketsu · Answer

so how can he talk to me when im driving buy with music on and closed windows? :p

oldanddecrepid · Answer

Ask him where he is going while he holds onto the hood of my car!

Anonymous · Answer

If I was lost I would ask him for directions then drive off

SuccessfulOVO · Answer

I'd hit the gas pedal haha.

tayoker · Answer

Probably would ask him "do u have an ass?" ... im lost yo!

xxNDMxx · Answer

I go faster and lock my doors.

archiz · Answer

runnnn runn for you re life this is scary af

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