Oh well, this is truth or dare and here I am.. Trying to lick my elbow in a church. Not the most stupid thing I've done, but quite silly. People stared at me too much so I left quickly XD
@biscuitesswag playing with you was great lol
Bye bye Gag 😘❤️ I love you all even if you hate me 😂
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I took Biology 100 my freshman year of college, I needed it for my then-major. So there were three one hour lectures per week, and then one three hour lab session each week. Now one thing to know about your boy WhiteSteve, I don't do ANYTHING academic for three hours at a time. Fuck that noise. So I skipped lab every week. Whoops, turns out that's 50% of your grade, and I failed, haha. So I had to take it again the next semester. So this time I'm like "ok, maybe if I get reeeeeaaaaallllllllyyyyyy stoned beforehand I can make it through. So I would habitually face two blunts before lab to try to be stoned the whole way through, not really realizing I was just getting wicked high at first and then crashing the second half of lab.
So anyway, one day I'm there, blazed as ever, and I see they have dissection kits at the lab benches, so I'm like "sweet, I'm down to cut a dead frog open or something." But we didn't do it til the end, and the teacher is going on about boring shit. So I used to sit next to this girl Shanice or Shareece or something like that, and she just thought I was the funniest guy ever, she was one of those easy-laughers, so I always hammed it up to entertain us. So these two-seat lab benches have an electrical socket box sticking up at each seat, for microscopes or whatever. I'm looking at the metal tweezers in my dissection kit, and I'm like "hmmmm... I wonder what would happen if I stuck the tweezers in the socket..." I mean, obviously I knew I'd be electrocuted if I held them, but what if I just stick them in real fast and don't hold it? So the tweezer tip was slanted at an angle, and I managed to stick them in enough to just barely have the tip hold onto the plastic part of the socket when the weight of the other end tilted the tip upwards, and it stayed for a second.
So now, with the butt of my palm, I quickly jammed the tweezers in and pulled away. Well this shit goes off like fucking Chinese New Year, popping and sparking, and the whole class turns around and looks. I started laughing so hard I thought I would suffocate, and I just buried my face in my arms. Shanice/Shareece is dying too, so that's not helping. So the teacher is like "uhhh, everything ok back there?", and I'm laughing so hard I can't even respond.
So fast forward like an hour later, she calls us to the counter on the side of the lab to watch her do something with a centrifuge. She presses the button and nothing happens. She switches the plug to the... (continued)1
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Put the toaster in the fridge because I was tired. I had to go to work and I was up at 5am.. oh wells ¯\_(ツ)_/¯2