HELP! He can't get it up?

I can't ride the joystick if he can't get it up.

HELP! He can't get it up?
It's broken in there somewhere.
I can't ride the car in my favorite video game, if he can't get it up!

Forgive me!
I haven't played a video game in YEARS... I just want to reminisce for old sake times.

Updates:
*old times sake

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Twat did you say? I cunt hear you... I have an ear infucktion... let me finger it out.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Oh honey. Get a new one. Much simpler. I used to have that problem with mine, but then I replaced it and it's all good now.

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What Guys Said 9

  • "I can't ride the car in my favorite video game"
    Right stick isn't used to ride the car.

    Obvious troll is obvious 😂😜

    by the way, you can buy a fake controller for ~1/4th of its actual price and use its stick to replace it. Or if you have any other broken controller, you may use its parts too. My dad used to fix my controllers like that.

    And if he's having ED, tell him to stop jerking to those videos 😝

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  • Try using a needle.. they tend to quit being pesky
    when you bring out the pointy tools.. ^.~

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  • Thanks Stacey now I have the song Joystick by 213 stuck in my head.

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  • Arouse the car some more

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  • you can borrow my controller :P or use a tooth pick to move it.

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  • Interesting choice of words. I thought this was an analogy at first lol

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  • its bad when yer can't get it up

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  • You're simply going to need to get a new controller if you haven't already.

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What Girls Said 1

  • Lol for a minute there I thought you meant a penis... what a dirty mind I have :o :O

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