i usually sleep naked, but whenever i sleep with shorts on, i wake up and they're on the floor next to my bed. every fucking time.
what the fuck is going on
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What I imagine goes on:
>be OP, aka Bert Macklin from the FBI.
>OP puts shorts on
>OP goes to sleep
>OP sleeps for some hours
>OP wakes up partially but not fully conscious yet
>"What the fuck is going on?" *OP says to himself
>OP becomes enraged, takes shorts off and throws them on the ground
>OP feels freedom all over again
>OP dreams of unicorns and happy things with a smile on face
>OP awakes next day, confused why shorts or on floor... Yet has a strange warm fuzzy feeling of unicorns, happiness, and newfound freedom3