If you came home one day and saw a gargoyle perched on your roof, what would you do?

If you came home one day and saw a gargoyle perched on your roof, what would you do?
He watches you eerily from atop your roof. what do you do?


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  • Instantly and involuntarily evacuate my bowels.

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What Girls Said 17

  • Move.

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  • I would take my happy ass into my house as if there was an aggressive dog behind me. Not too fast, not too slow.

    And then I would throw him a yummy vegetarian burrito. Must get hungry up there.

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  • Probably gonna start crying.

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  • coool! (:

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  • Well since its day, the gargoyle should be a stone statue because gargoyles are nocturnal. But if I came across the gargoyle one night I would tell the gargoyle that I will protect it during the day and ask for it to protect me during the night 😬

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  • Yell up to him and say,"You better be an amazing watcher other wise I'm not paying you in ebony stones anymore!"

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  • I'm not sure what to make of it 🤔

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  • I'd hope they're here to protect me from evil which is what they're for, and then I'd hope I would be able to go on this magical quest and find out I'm some kick ass magical princess or queen of some sort with powers I never knew I had until then.

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  • Well... That's terrifying.

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  • I'd hope he'd be there to protect my home and me.

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  • I would think he was my guardian gargoyle. I tip my hat to him and be on my way.

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  • Ask it to eat the 2 St. Bernard dogs that bark all night every night. 😒

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  • I'd name him Jim and welcome him graciously

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  • It might be one of my cats=^..^=

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  • If it's anything like the 1997 show, I'm totally down.

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  • I'd get the holy water

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  • Probably say, wow that is a very detailed statue!

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What Guys Said 12

  • I'd ask it if it wouldn't mind cleaning the gutters out (being a gargoyle, it has a kindred spirit in getting water off rooftops) and offer it a can of beer in payment.

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  • I'd be like "yo dude what's up? I hope you come in peace because it would be pretty tight having a gargoyle as a friend."

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  • Try and figure out what the fuck I was on, and see if I could get more. After that if begin a journey to find Quasimodo and ask him how he train back. I want that turtleshell my boy.

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  • Ho brah I would see if I could lift dat bugga

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  • Hope I can outrun it while recording. That skin look bulletproof jacket thick

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  • Probably freak out and run away screaming that it's end of days and we're all going to die

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  • calmly walk in side

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  • Crap my pants as I start running.

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  • Howdy sugarrr

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  • Befriend it and go flying!!!
    He's adorable

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  • Take a picture.

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  • make friends.

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