In the UK, we're lucky, we don't have all these deadly animals and humongous spiders and bugs.
Places like USA, Australia, and majority of other countries have fucked up shit like bears, crocodiles, alligators and more.
Then you've got spiders! Massive ones like tarantulas and huntsman spiders.
How the fuck do you live amongst things like this?
Then I've seen videos of crocodiles in people's pools. Bears in people's back gardens. Huge spiders on people's bedroom ceilings.
I worry for the world's safety and sanity. I would die.
Some guy in America told me stories of the huge spiders he found in many homes while he was an electrician. And America isn't even as bad as other countries. How the fuck do you guys live? Are you OK?
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I've always considered it as evidence that we, the Brits, are God's chosen people. We even have milder winters because God decided we should be shielded by the Gulf stream. All those nasties are basically evidence of God's displeasure with other countries, particularly Australia, which is especially carnal and godless! Well, it is towards the depths, the bowels of the Earth, what should one expect I guess!1