Whats the most suspicious list of items youve ever bought from a department store?

For me that would be a bouquet of roses and condoms lol the cashier's face was priceless.

Whats your list?
Whats the most suspicious list of items youve ever bought from a department store?
(Feel free to make up a list of suspicious items if you haven't bought any yourself)


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  • One time I bought just cream frosting and condoms lol the cashier was like have fuuuunnn

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    • LOL I suspect that the cashier's assumption is in fact the intended purpose of your purchase.
      Am i rite?

    • No I just got a sweet tooth on my way to a strange water balloon fight LOL

What Girls Said 3

  • Duct tape, a shovel and Rohypnol.

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  • Strawberry Pleasure Gel, Red sox, Red nightie, with matching panties and Lacy Red Bra... I Painted the Town Red for Dead.
    Good luck. xx

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  • Duct tape, candles, electronic toothbrush, and chocolates. It was innocent, but the cashier smiled/laughed and said "looks like you're having fun tonight!"

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What Guys Said 2

  • A dildo, butcher's knife and black plastic sheeting.

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  • By suspicious u mean? How an item can be suspicious?

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    • for example baby diapers lube rope and a Barney DVD

    • Nope... I just buy food and drinks... I don't think they'd assume anything suspicious...

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