What if the Sun was an atom with the Earth and planets as electrons, and galaxies together were just particles that ultimately make up God's fart?

It would simultaneously explain God and the big bang and the universe's expansion, wouldn't it?


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  • So you're saying god farted once and then never again? Either god farts and he farts all the time like the rest of us or he doesn't fart at all.

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    • No... God farts multiple times, and that is why there is the multiverse theory.

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    • You might have to fight Seth MacFarlane over the credit though he did come up with this awhile ago:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmD9ZWDUsNY

    • Damnit!

      But wow... I guess great minds really do think alike...

What Girls Said 3

  • Aaaaand this is why I never did pass all those general ed requirements before I dropped out of college.

    Abstraction is not a thing I do well. I'm more like a 9-year-old on some freakishly pure L. A. glass.

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  • And why life totally smells like shit.

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  • I honestly don't even know how you would even come up with that.

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    • Not quite equal doses of creativity, imagination and toilet humor.

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