When life gives you lemons (rotten ones too), how would you cope with it?

When life gives you lemons (rotten ones too), how would you cope with it?


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    • LOL Too funny! Angry old man.

    • Well he was a famous military contractor and founder of Aperture Laboratories that contracted a deadly disease due to exposure to dust from extraterrestrial rocks. This recording was from his later days, when his deteriorating condition and the progression of the disease began to affect his reasoning and impulse control. He died soon after though. So yeah, I guess he had a reason to be angry.

What Guys Said 6

  • Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! You don't want their damn lemons! What are you supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Don't they know who you are? You're the one that's gonna burn their house down... with the lemons! You'll get your engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns their house down!

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  • If life gives you lemons make lemon cocktail.
    If life gives you rotten lemons use them as ammunition i. e. throw them at some asshole

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  • throw it at someone's nose

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  • Awwww they look so cute.

    I'd cut them up and make lemonade 😈

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  • Say "F*** you" and throw 'em back.

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  • Put them in the trash, take it out, and look for new lemons.. ^.~

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  • Put them in the compost bin and get on with my life. there's bound to be better lemons.

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  • Well, I guess I'd just compost those rotten lemons..

    And eat the good ones :)

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  • Get drunk, throw shit, then take a Tylenol in the morning and go to work.

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  • Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming,
    Swimming , Swimming.. lol!
    That's from the movie Nemo

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