👻💀 If the last message you received was engraved into your tombstone, what would your tombstone say?

"Your hungryhouse order 74912392 has been accepted and will be delivered at approximately 15:26"

👻💀 If the last message you received was engraved into your tombstone, what would your tombstone say?


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  • "Have a good night and I love you" from my girlfriend.

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What Girls Said 33

  • The last one is from my best friend's boyfriend:
    "Non non elle est sorti! Elle a perdu connaissance quelques minutes pendant un cours, ils ont checké a l'hopital si tout allait bien. ca va mieux maintenant"
    The last one in English is:
    "That's so sweet baby!
    Sorry my brother called me!
    Good night my habibti <3 "

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    • hmmmmmmm your best friends boyfriend is calling you baby? xD I don't know

    • ah nvm misread you answer hah

    • Haha noo the last one I got is the one in French and it's my best friend's boyfriend !:p But since it's in French I added the last one in English , from a different person :P I'm not this kind of girl haha :( :P

  • Apparently mine will be...

    Spaghetti-o's.

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  • My friend texted me earlier , so my last message was..." on my way to yours now , so put the kettle on" hahah

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    • I have a feeling someone is getting lucky tonight haha

    • It is a female friend. We have been friends since we were 5 years old. We are more like sisters hahah

  • "Stai va trimit link" [=Wait I'll send you a link]

    Such a genius thing to write on a tombstone. 😂

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  • Yours is better than mine. 😂 The last message I got just says, "Exactly."

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  • Email-wise, the last one I got was "Your order has been shipped!"

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  • "I didn't jerk off lol. Made good time. 18 minutes early haha"

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  • lmao I actually received "hey long time no talk, are you dead?"

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  • You can drive a rental car or another person's car until the insurance is settled. Love, Dad.

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  • Since I got them exactly at the same time, the first one was from my cousin/bestie, Bria.
    " I see you bitches were at CHILL's last night (with a -_- face selfie)"
    The other one was from my friend Tanner.
    "Orrrrr you can come over and I make you something to eat. We watch The Notebook or Pride & prejudice and drink wine, Angel ;-*... SIKEEEEE! come ride my face while I burn the crescent's ;-p I can be romantic too, Ryan jeez!"

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  • I love you, goodnight.

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  • "we call it weswas"

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  • "Yes" 😑

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  • "Pay your Internet bills through Mobicash outlet or Mobicash mobile account now! " 😕

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  • "Thanks dad"

    Hahaha now I can't stop laughing

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  • "Looks like I'm not the only stubborn one"

    😂😂😂 oh my gosh that's hilarious!

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  • "Really? Please stop by next week if you can."
    (o__o)

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  • Really good question!
    My friend texted me," hey your alive!'
    Seriously. HAHA

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  • Whew! I thought it said "sent" & I was like well that's embarrassing but I RECIEVED this text "You know I'm right"

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  • "It was lit"

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  • "What's everyone doing this afternoon?"

    I love it. I accept.

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  • "Yo Verny, you feeling good"

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  • "Checked BIOS, cannot turn it off." Made me giggle when I thought of that on a grave.

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  • "If I'm Ivy and you're Harley then Nou is Catwoman."

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  • "but I can :-) "

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  • last message that got sent to me was: '):"

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  • "I love you" lol

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  • food

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  • PS4s to WIN with a £20 Champions Bundle; ANY 1.5l PEPSI Drink, 2 Lrg pizzas, GB & Wedges www.pizzahut.co.uk or 0207******* T&Cs apply OPTOUT:Txt PHSTOP to 60777

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  • Goodnight cutie

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What Guys Said 22

  • "I see. I'll be out soon."

    Sent by my wife when I had arrived to drive her home from work.

    Interesting as a tombstone message.

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  • "WEEI BRUINS FLASH: Bruins beat the Carolina Hurricanes 4-1. More: WEEI. com -- Msg&data rates may apply, STOP2cxl"

    Not even from a real person, just an automated alert from the sports radio station I listen to telling me our hockey team won, so that's good I guess.
    #GoOutOnTop
    #GoBruins
    #BlackNYellow
    #BlackNGold
    #Whatevahhh
    http://youtu.be/btYmZbrFt18
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLMxbSSbJjk
    (5 year old videos, we won it all that year, but we kinda suck this season😒 Throwback to the good old days🏆)

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  • is hungryhouse any good?

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    • It isn't a restaurant, its actually a platform where you can browse local restaurants and order online. Pretty neat.

    • damn, it sounded pretty good lol

  • "I can do that. Hold my beer"

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  • "If a man plays the fool, then it's only fools he'll persuade. But appear to be the devil... and all men will submit"

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  • Here lies Palek; he pinched his final loaf without a speck of toilet paper in the house.

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  • THIS QUESTION IS CLOSED, AND NO LONGER ACCEPTS FURTHER REPLIES.

    You can't add an opinion anymore, but you can still like and reply or ask your own question.

    <<<<< that's what it would say.

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  • "Will you come to school?". Of course...

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  • "I was talking to peachy-peach about kissy kiss"

    Completely random text from a friend.

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  • Mine only said.

    "OK"

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  • "New sign-in from Firefox on Windows"

    Google loves tracking me and they get confused when I don't fit a typical pattern logging in from different IP address, using various operating systems, and browsers. They're all like omg how will we ever sell him a toaster oven if he doesn't fit a pattern.

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  • "Tornado in your area now" - from an automatic warning system.

    Well... topical.

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  • *gasp* I can't tell you that.

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  • My tombstone would say, "I will cuddle that chubby belly and ass! <3"

    I love my derpy-ass mate so much. xD

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  • "I eat ass is the best song ever, filthyfrank is life"

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  • "I'll let you kno"

    I guess I'm haunting somebody

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  • dude what the fuck happened last night? lucy is fucking raging because she found a condom in my pocket lol.

    i know exactly why he has a condom, and it wasn't to cheat on her. serves him right though haha.

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  • My last text I got
    "Switching to us could save you thousands on car insurance" 😂

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  • Brahhhhh

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  • OMG babe you really ate my pussy good last time. I've never squirted that hard in my life. Your tongue is magical.

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  • "Go commit suicide u son of a bitch"...

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  • "CR CODE: 869"

    I guess I'll rest in peace...

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