Mine is :
I ate channing Tatum because my boobs are amazing lol
Fun Game: What's your STORY?
What Guys Said 31
"I fucked my professor because I'm sexy as fuck." I don't hate it, haha. Semi-accurate, but she was a T. A. But I definitely got an A- and I barely speak a lick of Spanish👍2
I tickled Aristoltle because I'm sexy as fuck 😎3
I ate the toilet because the voices in my head said so.
Now, please, excuse me, I gotta visit my doctor!1
I tickled Aristotle because the voices in my head said so.
So very close to the truth.1
I licked Burt Reynolds because the voices in my head said so. I feel like this wasn't the best combination ouch.1
I fucked a mop because the voices in my head said so.
Sounds accurate :P3
I wrestled the cookie monster because my boobs are amazing? F**k me that's my psychiatrist working overtime to explain that lol1
I wrestled a cocktail because a clown stole my taco2
I wrestled an Easter egg cuz I needed to pee.
Easter is a month away, gotta practice my wraslin'1
I made out with Burt Reynolds because my boobs are amazing 😂1
I wanted a toothbrush because I had one too many drinks :/1
I tripped over trojan man because the voices in my head said so xD
by the way ur story looks hot :P1
I cuddled with a volleyball cause I love bacon lmfao that doesn't make sense at all.1
I wrestled Burt Reynols because the voices in my head said so.1
I beat my best friend because I'm sexy as fuck.. ;)1
This is just silly
I tickled a bowl of french fries because I love bacon.1
I tripped over a toothbrush cause im sexy as fuck2
I ticlked Burt Reynolds because I love bacon.1
"I shot a volleyball because I'm sexy as fuck"
My whole life in a nutshell lol1
I beat an Easter egg because voices in my head said so :D :D
that makes sense :D1
I cuddled with a Kardashian because the voices in my head said so, lol... eeeww.1
I cuddled the toilet because the voices in my head told me so0
I beat a condom because a clown stole my taco.
Sounds very legit actually.1
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What Girls Said 45
I shot my best friend because I'm sexy as fuck.
Jokes on you! I don't have an actual best friend. No boyfriend doesn't count since he has the boyfriend part as well. Then with the shirt was tricky. I'm not wearing a shirt and just have a sports bra on atm. So I just went with what color it is. The shirt I was about to put on is green. So then the story would change to...
I shot my best friend because my cat is an asshole.
I don't think my cat is an asshole. She's just a little jerk sometimes. :D
I made out with some mayonnaise because I needed to pee.
Ooooookayyyyyy then? Lol3
I guess I need stitches lol cause I did Jan to Dec with all in the second row with no shirt I'm freeing the nipple's atm... I'm sore and tired, send one of them home we can try again tomorrow😄😂 I'm such a mental whoreee I love it! I cuddled with a bowl of fries well... I'm wearing skin so a tan/light mocha?1
I beat a cocktail because my cat is an asshole2
I got naked with a landmine because my boobs are AMAZING.
Lol. What a perfect day to wear my Amazing Spider-man t-shirt.2
I wanted Aristotle because I'm awesome in bed. Okaaaaay then 🤔🤔🙄🙄2
I got naked with a glass of vodka because I love bacon.
I ate my lover because I'm sexy as fuck... Well that's not much fun 😕2
I tripped over mayonnaise because I haven't slept in days :(2
I fucked cookie monster because i'm sexy as fuck! LOL ahahhahaha
@Victorianne You have the best questions sometimes :)1
I ate a hotdog because I am PURE CLASS2
I made out with a condom because my cat is an asshole?1
I wanted a porn star because the voices in my head said so?
Um ok 😐😅 haha1
I beat Cookie Monster because my cat is an asshole
I ate a volleyball because I licked a toad :p2
I tickled Cookie Monster because I licked a toad2
I made out with a glass of vodka because the voices in my head said so.1
I licked a hotdog because I'm a total pimp2
I wanted a toothbrush because I licked a toad.
I'm surprised mine actually makes sense.1
I beat a Kardashian because Freud told me to.
DAMN IT FREUD!
I beat Cookie Monster because the voices in my head said so haha1
I wrestled my professor because I needed to pee😂😂😂😂😂2
I got naked with my professor because I'm sexy as fuck.
I beat kermit the frog because I am sexy as fuck
I licked a volleyball because I'm sexy as fuck.2
I made out with a porn star because the voices in my head said so! Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂2
I beat a Teletubby because I'm good in bed1
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