How old were you the first time you got drunk? Any funny stories?
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15. It's actually a cool story. The first time I got fully wasted.
In highschool I hung out with this guy called Jake. Now, Jake wanted to get drunk. My parents let me drink wine and beer at home so I didn't have the same level of desire (forbidden fruit kinda thing, I guess). Neither me nor Jake were of legal age to buy alcohol, however, but we did have a Miata and the sense of invincibility that comes with being a highschooler. So, we formulated a plan to steal liquor.
I took the ('borrowed') licence plates off my car and cut a burnout outside the store. This made the owner mad, so he came outside to the car park to tell me to quit. At this moment, Jake goes into the store and puts a bottle of vodka in each pocket and about 50 packs of Luckies under his shirt and sprints out. I'm still burning rubber outside, the owner is on the driver's side screaming at me, Jake jumps over the passenger door and I let off the brakes.
Successful heist was successful. We went to another parking lot and drank until we passed out, then woke up in the car the next morning to about 50 missed calls from our parents. :D1