The first thing to your left is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. What is it?

I would be screwed, I don't see how my notes on human anatomy could save me in any possible way.

The first thing to your left is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. What is it?


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  • *when you are sitting at the campus cafeteria answering GAG questions on your phone*

    Looking to my left...
    Well, the dude eating some chicken tenders and fries on my left may not be much as a weapon, but he could sure work as bait 😂

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  • Hahahaa I will save ALL y'all. I got mah bluetooth keyboard right thurr. Ever play Typing of the Dead?

    Those stiff-ass fuckers don't stand a chance against MY madd spaz-typin' skills.

    Although I'd kinda want to keep one or two of them around, just so for once I wouldn't be the least graceful dancer in the room...

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  • an extra large post-it. IMMA PAPERCUT THOSE MUFUCCAS TO DEATH!

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  • Apparently a freezer is my weapon.

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    • You could hide in it but if the zombies get hungry you're just ac screded as me :P

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    • Then you would have to come out sooner or later to eat some yourself ;P

    • Darn it, you're right!

      RIP me x. x lol

  • My pyjamas are lying on the floor on my left 😂😂

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  • First thing to my left is a car seat. I'd take the handle off and make it sharp like a spear. I'd use the seat part as a shield of some sort.

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  • An empty bag of Cheetos or a wine glass. lol!

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    • With the cheetos u can feed the zombies xD With the wineglass you might actually be able to make it throuh some zombies before it totally breaks :P

  • A stack of books, at the top George R. R. Martin's A Clash of Kings. Another world I wouldn't be able to survive.

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  • A blanket. Well, goodbye, cruel world. 😭

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  • My iphone hummm haha.
    RIP.

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  • A sugar free peppermint.

    I am all set. Let's do this!

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    • You are just as screwed as me :P

    • Well, human anatomy notes might come in handy to slow or stop them... knowing which areas cause the most damage and such. And I can be there for that minty freshness, so we might make it! :D

  • I just finished eating a steak. Next to me is my fork, steak knife, and plate. Obviously I can stab people to death.

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  • ... a glass from a brewery. Great.

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  • A fucking empty chair. Well that's helpful, I'll just lig around a giant chair, at least I can sit if I get tired.

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    • You could break it and use it as a weapon, you could actually manage :P

  • Coffee? O. O

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  • It's a chest of drawers. How many do you think I can squeeze in there?

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  • My bed. I guess I can always just put them to sleep and then make a break for it.

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  • Laptop. Could be worse.

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  • My trash can... 😂

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    • U could use it as a shield putting ur hand in it, not being afraid to get bitten :P

  • Earphones? Aha, I guess there's still a possibility I could survive

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  • cup of tea :s

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  • Lol a bowl

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  • My Louisville Slugger so I thinlk I'd be alright..

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  • Uhhh... a roll of toilet paper cuz I'm answering live from the bathroom.

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