Most Helpful Girl
Hey Pig. What the hell do you want?2
Most Helpful Guy
If this is about the kilo in the trunk I can explain that.1
Besides these obvious answers lol, it's best not to say anything. When they ask "do you know why I pulled you over" always say "no". You could incriminate yourself and get in more trouble then you were in to begin with.
1 hold my beer or my bowl (marijuana pipe) well i get my license out for you :-)
2 good morning officer how do you like this car i just stole it.
3 officer you know you have dick breath
4 hi officer just over look look the full auto gun i have in the back seat
5 when they ask you to blow for a DUI test you tell them you will only after they blow you first.
all comments will only land you in the clink. for how long thats up to you.
Just be cool. They would only do ocular inspections.
You shouldn't say this:
apparently it´s not funny, if you open the glovebox and yell
bridge to engine room, put less coal on, we´re going too fast xD
"What a Fucking Wanker"
F*CK THE POLICE~!!
Did you see how fast I was going?
Wanna buy some drugs? You look pretty in that outfit suck my c**k.
"I know, I'm not legally allowed to drive yet. But hey, I was doing good, right?"
I love you, now pull those buttons off and start dancing.
Definitely don't say "no I haven't been drinking."
"Hello Officer, is it trust that you can't charge me for opinions I only think?"
"Great, because I think you are real douche!"