You have been pulled over. What do you not say to the cop?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Hey Pig. What the hell do you want?

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Most Helpful Guy

  • If this is about the kilo in the trunk I can explain that.

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What Girls Said 4

  • Should I go for the classic?

    "I swear to drunk, ocifer. I'm not God."

    www.thenug.com/.../thenug-UwjKW7hpiQ.gif

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  • "I promise, I won't do it again!"

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  • "Haaa! There's a body in the trunk" xD

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  • Nothing. I want for him to ask for my ID and or tell me what to do...

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What Guys Said 15

  • Besides these obvious answers lol, it's best not to say anything. When they ask "do you know why I pulled you over" always say "no". You could incriminate yourself and get in more trouble then you were in to begin with.

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  • 1 hold my beer or my bowl (marijuana pipe) well i get my license out for you :-)
    2 good morning officer how do you like this car i just stole it.
    3 officer you know you have dick breath
    4 hi officer just over look look the full auto gun i have in the back seat
    5 when they ask you to blow for a DUI test you tell them you will only after they blow you first.
    all comments will only land you in the clink. for how long thats up to you.

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  • Just be cool. They would only do ocular inspections.

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  • apparently it´s not funny, if you open the glovebox and yell
    bridge to engine room, put less coal on, we´re going too fast xD

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  • "What a Fucking Wanker"

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  • F*CK THE POLICE~!!

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  • Did you see how fast I was going?

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  • Wanna buy some drugs? You look pretty in that outfit suck my c**k.

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  • "I know, I'm not legally allowed to drive yet. But hey, I was doing good, right?"

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  • I love you, now pull those buttons off and start dancing.

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  • Definitely don't say "no I haven't been drinking."

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  • "Hello Officer, is it trust that you can't charge me for opinions I only think?"
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    "Great, because I think you are real douche!"

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    • *damn autocorrect, "true" not "trust"

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