I'm so dumb...
Most Helpful Girl
I can't think of anything markedly stupid that I've done this week. But last week when I was home for spring break, we had a big pot of hotel cheese dip that was sitting on a pot holder. A friend of mine turned on the stove burner and the pot holder caught on fire... the kitchen filled up with smoke, smoke detector beeping, parents come running downstairs... really fucking stupid.
My mom was like____
Most Helpful Guy
Well, at least you didn't see a spider and try to kill it with fire - at a friggin' gas station !!!